RoversMad

^^^weegie confirmed

My ex was like a lot of what's being said on here possessive, jealous, violent, my family and friends couldn't stand her but she was stunning so I put up with a whole bag of shite until I ended up on anti-deps. When I finally plucked the courage up to leave her that was her time to tell me we were going to be parents... So we spoke long and hard she admitted she knew she had a problem and if we were having an argument she sometimes knew she was wrong but "couldn't" back down (yeah psycho confirmed ) I stuck around for the sake of our son but pretty much had a breakdown and moved back to my mums before his 1st birthday. I spent the next year and a bit fighting in the courts to see my Son. This was all 15 years ago and I spent the next 7 years sorting myself out, paying off debts, contacting friends I had lost in the years I hadn't been 'allowed' out, and eventually managed to get my mot gage and buy my house, I was doing everything for me and my Son, nobody else and I swore I would never be tied down again and was happy to be single. Then I met my now wife and she is the polar opposite of my ex, basically the two of us can do whatever we want as long as we let each other know of any plans, she is happy for me to socialise with female friends, she even regularly points out hot girls as we are walking or driving saying things like 'wow, check her ass' with my ex I would have to look up at the clouds or wear sunglasses in the presence of anybody hot. I wouldn't change any of my life story as I have a fantastic 15 yr old son now who I'd be lost without, but if my situation sounds familiar to anybody please sort yourself out before there are kids involved.

Think I'll be ok, this dug is so old it probably wouldn't recognise the smell of its own shite.

I hope it's hiding the smell of the pre-rolled *cough* cigarette in my pocket too.

I don't know...You guys were cheating your way to cup semis and SPL finishes at the time.

Oh and the managers dog getting free run of the hotel, during food service hours, I love dogs, but I love steak pie more, this lump of matted grey heinz57 fur is going from table to table mooching with big sad eyes...

Yeah good luck with the stopping smoking Adam, I'm another who really needs to kick the habit. Anyway my pttgoyn is American barmaids on Skye offering ice in customers Talisker.

yeah well we were recovering from cutting our cloth drastically after some terrible financial mismanagement from those running our club...

I was gonna say you missed a comma, then I realised you hadn't, you had missed an 'a' somewhere

lighten up man

seen us win the league at Hampden

was at both those grounds too, but must hold my hands up, never made the trip to Peterheads old ground, that would have been the cup tie settled at a neutral Gayfield (which I was at) in front of the TV cameras after drawing home and away...

pics or I'm calling bull...

watch your teeth on that third one there mate.

Like a drunk girls 'maybe', I'll take that as a yes...

Kenny McDonald, Jim McInally, John Hendry...

I don't think you'll find many fans who were happy to see any of those players leave (perhaps Dyer, but I thought he was ok) so I don't really get your point?

ditto, as well as seeing us at Stirling Albions old 'Anfield' ground

I find it funny how many 'good' players turn to shit at Starks, then become decent again when they move on. I'm hoping that's all down to former management and training methods and that those days are behind us.I do agree with your sentiment though and wish Nade all the best

Think he might have pumped mileys Mrs at some point...

she needs that thumb ring removed pronto...Also in the ASDA RAGE, "PLEASE BE A WEAR" BE A WEAR A WEAR. FFS

You fuckin part-timer

You know you carn't be trusted...I can sense Mrs M coming home and putting out fires.... ETA obviously meant to include your bluetones quote, But fucked it up.

are you me?

Choose life matty...