All-Star-Par

Thought the most infuriating thing United would do this season was snaking our players last minute and bantering Flood off to us until that fucking loading screen pish patter in that video.

Cardle seems to be an all round decent bloke. Probably not a Pars fan about who doesn't cut in from the left and fire in a right footed finesse in the top bin on Fifa without thinking about him. Best of luck to him and his young family on the move.

It's been the same ever since they became our wee feeder club. Clinging onto memories of players they've actually heard of.

If anyone locates DeeBairns head please return it as it appears to have gone big time.

All rivalry patter aside there is certain things that should not be made light of and given the amount of young males suffering with this kind of thing I personally felt the comment was extremely distasteful. Given the young guy Mitchell I believe his name was, who also had close links to Falkirk I think the comment was out of order and that's all I will say on the matter.

What? Why are you trying to point score between fans past behavior rather than condemning a fairly low comment from one of your own? Bizarre.

We don't pay massive wages but its simple maths that we can afford better wages as we get higher home crowds than Falkirks two thousand through the gates.

Falkirk FC - the gift that keeps on giving.

Jesus fucking Christ what an embarrassment of a post. After all that eyeball patter last season did your brain not engage before you went to work on your keyboard?

Will never understand smaller teams bitterness towards their bigger counterparts. We have a bigger fan base and therefore bigger budget so can attract better players, not rocket science really.

Just like Higgy was meant to be? And Aird too? Also Craigen as well? Then they pumped you lot rotten.

What a game! Couldn't name anything better than a seven goal thriller evening kick off in the winter after being on the piss all day.

A once detested player by our supporters cheered onto and off the pitch, full backing and support given throughout the match. Proper decent, credible fans. Meanwhile Falkirk sign a full new squad and every single new player is booed venomously off the park at half time in each of their opening fixtures. 'Our town, our team' indeed

Ham and cheese piece on a seeded brown loaf. Equally as good as a white loaf imo.

We dont have anything against St Mirren m8. He's gone boys let it go. So so needy all the time for Dunfermlines attention Remember you have exciting prospects like the relegated Froxy and midfield dynamo Paul Paton to woo over now, why so obsessed over your 'cast offs'?

These Falkirk fans desperately delving into nostalgic tales of Hippo to try and get over the fact he binned them at his first chance to join up with the team they resent and hate the most is almost sad as it is satisfying imo. 'You need to move on pal, she's no interested'

Thought it was Nathan Austin wasn't it?

Don't thank us thank our creditors circa 2013 hunny bun x

When we clicked we looked wankalicious at times. Decent enough early signs.

f**k our squad looks decent on paper. Queue 8th place.

Just didnt want you lot grassing again.

Nearly a reasonable post, nice wee feeder club line to be fair but in my opinion Longridge is the only cast off that would strengthen our squad. Couldn't be entirely civil could I. *Insert generic eyeball/racist gesturing patter* **Just to be clear racist gesturing is not patter**

In all honestly some of you lot need to calm down, it's the first game of competitive football this season and the bed pishing is ridiculous. You've had to get a whole new team in after becoming your biggest rivals feeder club so give them time to settle in. Here's to a decent season in Scotlands most entertaining league folks!

Booing your brand new team off the pitch at halftime of your first competitive game of the season SUM FUKKIN CLUB indeed