All-Star-Par

Lucky you got rid of the dross from last season or this game could've been a right riddy for the Don Hartley revolution.

Oor Hypo is wan good looking lad.

Myles Hooralyte

'I dumped her, make sure you tell people'

Imagine the seethe if your (one sided) most bitter inducing, hated rivals stole all your past heroes and best players. Then to top it off you have to pretend to be excited by signing English Sunday league teenagers and duds with shite tattoos. Some patter AJ min! SUM FUKIN BOI!

I mind when they used that 'Our Time' patter as well. Glorious.

That'll be the jeans scraping badly.

Mind that time when someone on here refused to go to Dumbarton away based solely on the standards of the referees changing rooms. Those were the days.

There is definitely something stinking of Piracy at this post.

Honestly not sure where the Falkirk fans Flood obsession comes from. Has his car been spotted with a blue badge in a disabled parking bay or something?

Better than Flood.

Danny Devine looks a player from what I've seen.

Sounds like something a Cowden fan would come out with. Can we raise the bar in here a bit please? Fecal El Bakhtaoui effort from me, sorry.

That patter was El Bak-pooey.

I think it's a bit off that the likes of you keep on having a pop at him when he isn't in a position to defend himself.

You're in this thread more than Piracy was you freakshow bast.

And Falkirk end up with Paul Paton

We wouldn't be adverse to him coming in for you guys either.

Administrations record against us is about as good as ours is against you boys so splash that shit babeh!

Better than us strangely enough.

Wit sharper than Willo Floods exit shown right here.

Reilly was that bad he didn't even get the chance to 'jump ship'

Nah we only write to the SFA after playing Falkirk thanks x

Things looking very bleak for us right now imo. If McArthur doesn't start throwing some money at this team I may be forced to write into the Press.