All-Star-Par

Feel like I say it every week but f**k covid. Really enjoy away games up Dundee. Bottle of the monks finest for the train, stop off at Trades for a few jars, moan like f**k about the entry price to Dens but still pay it. Bring it back rapid I say!

Will be Murray wide and Dow behind Dec with Turner deeper surely?

It’s not very often the team in the league below is the bigger club like tonight but that’s the beauty of the cup in that it throws up fixtures like this.

Think we might be missing the influence of Whittaker in the middle, or even just being on the pitch. Must be very calming having someone of that experience talking you through games and without him we are still very green in the middle of the park.

Good Jesus, I thought this was just a myth. That’s a shocker.

If Starks Park was as big a draw for Raith fans as a Dunfermline Morton match thread was they might not get outperformed on attendance by an ice hockey team weekly. Perma-diddies.

Strange decision to totally change the formation and position of Turner when he’s just been awarded player of the month no?

Unsure what’s been worse on the eyes, Daniel Armstrong’s performance or Mark Kerrs horrific Bobby Charlton fringe.

I’d probably say Hearts have an outside shot at them too if they can start picking up points against the likes of Alloa.

Agree with this, then it kicked off.

Take Wilson off and we will just be humping the ball, he’s the only boy getting the ball down and looking for a pass. Dow, Thomas, Turner and McManus been invisible so far.

I’m all for charging an additional £2 on top the already outrageous additional £2 for anyone over the age of 12/13 who’s ever used the term ‘Section North West’ in a non sarcastic context.

‘Absolute bedlam here at Bayview’. Seen more limbs in an amputee ward.

f**k the streams I’ll be on Pratt Street tooled up and full to the gunnels with bakery produce. Who wants knocked out first?

We all would have. Pars pay our dues always, it’s what we do.

f**k the Mercat!

Your patter is worse than any non Fife based pie. Shut it.

Gotta throw East Fifes Stuart’s The Bakers steak pies in the mix for top scran. Remember a pre season game they announced half price pies and some fella nearly went arse over tit scrambling to get to the kiosk. Surely Fife is the bakery capital of the world?

Anyone but St Johnstone so we don’t need to read through paragraphs upon paragraphs from that tedious Saints fan who’s played football manager before so thinks he’s a manager.

The Cuban leader.

Take the stick out your arse.

Zoom out slightly and it’s ideal.