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  1. Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

  2. Burnley fucked my coupon for £167. RAGING.

  3. Eat, sleep, rave, repeat.

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      Eat, sleep, Raven, repeat

    2. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      Sleet, neep, Braveheart, sheep. #scotland

    3. WFAANW

      WFAANW

      w**k, repeat

  4. It's so better to be safe than sorry.

  5. Finding it slightly odd that someone is red dotting every single post I make..

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    2. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      It's a grand old P&B tradition, known as Kilting. Fear not, soon you will be shacked up with several nubile prostitu.. er sorry I mean pagans.

    3. Marshmallo

      Marshmallo

      That poster seems like a #LAD.

    4. GordieBoy80

      GordieBoy80

      Stop greeting and man up ffs.

  6. I write poetry for myself.

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    2. Marshmallo

      Marshmallo

      Sodj how come I can't green dot status comments?

    3. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      There's a way to green dot status comments but they only told the cool kids about it.

    4. SodjesSixteenIncher

      SodjesSixteenIncher

      It's nae bather Marsy. I don't need green dots, just the loving glow of your affection #nohomo

  7. Sunglasses indoors, par for the course.

  8. I spoke into his eyes; "I thought you died alone, a long, long time ago."

  9. Why don't people know the difference between "Then" and "Than"? How can you mix these two words up?

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    2. KeeperDee

      KeeperDee

      I see it on YouTube all the time in various comment sections. Using terms like "More then" instead of "More than".

    3. KeeperDee

      KeeperDee

      < It's in the title ffs.
    4. Dariusz

      Dariusz

      Think its more an American thing. Seen it quite a bit myself.

  10. What was Karl Marx's view on religion?

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    2. Addie

      Addie

      Are you at Uni KeeperDee? You never mentioned it before - what are you studying?

    3. KeeperDee

      KeeperDee

      You know, I could have a look at that stutter if you'd like? It's usually down to some sort of childhood issue.

    4. Addie

      Addie

      I don't wanna talk about it. :(

  11. Durkheim is quite an interesting guy.

  12. My SAAS payment came through early again. What can I buy with the money from everyones taxes?

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    2. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      Go to casino, put all on red

    3. hoopy1967

      hoopy1967

      TheThe Rangers first team and a castle in Normandy

    4. peeeel

      peeeel

      ^^^ Hahaha, deffo this.

  13. But the red on the rest of the questionnaire never changes.

  14. I'm so very bored.

  15. No. 1 Party Anthem

  16. I've got a lust for life.

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      Drugs. You mean a lust for drugs.

    2. KeeperDee

      KeeperDee

      Are you here with the liqueur and drugs?

    3. peeeel

      peeeel

      And a flesh machine

      He's gonna do another strip tease

  17. Sunglasses indoors; par for the course.

    1. peeeel

      peeeel

      A poker player's prerogative.

    2. KeeperDee

      KeeperDee

      That's not a skirt, it's a sawed-off shotgun.

    3. peeeel

      peeeel

      Suck it and see, you never know.

  18. Until hell freezes over.

  19. What kind of asshole drives a Lotus?

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    2. Dunning1874

      Dunning1874

      What kind of arsehole says 'asshole' instead of 'arsehole'?

    3. Richey Edwards

      Richey Edwards

      Welcome to Japan!

    4. KeeperDee

      KeeperDee

      Richey knows the score.

  20. Lux et veritas.

    1. Trussells

      Trussells

      Lexus verytops?

    2. KeeperDee

      KeeperDee

      Light and Truth my good friend.

  21. Found out I have Osteoathritis in my left knee due to a botched ACL cleanup. Stupid hospital.

  22. He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship. He's the most tip top, Top Cat.

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