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As quoted in another thread "you don't deserve to have eyes".

Im sure that was directed at me for saying Sportscenes better than MOTD

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I before E exept after C!

Just me seeing the irony of lichtieforlifes name?

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There's a central Korea?!

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Either that or there has been a massive nuclear holacaust somewhere and we've not been told about it. I'll go with your idea though!

my moneys on Central Korea, nobody notices them so nobody will realise they get bombed. It's a shame but being trapped between North and South Korea leads to this sort of incident.

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I'm not even fucking kidding!

It's gone into a darker shade of purple now, but it can't be the sun because it's the whole sky! Not just one patch on the horizon!

It's obviously a giant freddo wrapper being used as a temporary o-zone layer until it heals itself. Brilliant thinking yet again by the scientists of Earth

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The sky is pink!!!

Its the end of the world!!!!!!

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Or I could go and have a few pints and not waste my time talking to someone that probably doesn't even exist (Although this could still happen after a good few pints).

i believe you have the better plan

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Don't feel THAT bad yet.

Why? God will come down and cleanse your soul. You obviously have bad deeds tarnishing your existence so only a CONFESSION will suffice! You know its true because to God your not just somebody in a crowd, your his best friend

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Despite not having a drink all weekend I still feel like shit on a Sunday.

Go pray

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I once decided to have a sandwich and ended up with a broken arm went down stairs to my mates to borrow a knife since i didn't have one in my kitchen, started walking upstairs and there was this great smell of a curry or the like. Finally found the source of the smell and asked the guy jokingly "Can i get some of that?" Next thing i know im lying at the bottom of the stairs screaming as my arm buckled under me...... thing is i saw him a few days later in the street and he didn't even apologise, just walked past with a big cheesy grin on his face. Scotland's full of psychos

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Indeed.

I am delighted to announce that by popular demand, my avatar will be a permanent feature.

It still makes me shiver every time I see it.

Yay! I enjoy seeing shock on a womans face, as i usually get them in a dark alleyway with a cloth over their mouth

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Gay traffic wardens don't do it for me, sorry.

well.......... i cant really insult your avatar in all honesty

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Nothing wrong with an avatar with two tits in it, just not that type of tit.

Im shocked! I have two respectable gents in their daily work clothes, why the insults?

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With an avatar like that what do you expect?

What's wrong with it?

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Spoke too soon!

this is getting fucking tedious you c***s, all i do is say "green dots" and i get ambushed by reds

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I hope you get a severe case of it

I'be been quite a good poster tonight, ive managed to get no insults nor any red dots. I was trying to improve my postings and now you come along and make me bitter... and my reformation has regressed. Hope your happy with yourself you silly chap

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That happens and I leave the country.

I'll meet you in Spain Amigo!

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I sometimes get it in my neck too, often during a yawn. I don't stop breathing with it though.

yeah sometimes it a yawn, sometimes i just move it and it cramps and i have to gasp for a second

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Does anyone else get cramp on the sole of their feet? Bloody hurts I tell thee.

No but i often get it in my neck quite worrying as i stop breathing slightly

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i've been questioned a few times by my mates about who all these new folk on my page are, and why they are calling people "VL's"!

that's brilliance! I can see this VL calling catching on and becoming a phenomenon around Scotland

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Why thank you

I feel wrong conversating with a Donny, i apologize in advance for a drunken update Sunday morning

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The P and B Facebook club is growing lichtie is the hub!

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Is wankin on his own cause can't b assed waiting for his sister to get home

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Lichite looks so innocent

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I'm tired