RandomGuy

Im sure that was directed at me for saying Sportscenes better than MOTD

Just me seeing the irony of lichtieforlifes name?

my moneys on Central Korea, nobody notices them so nobody will realise they get bombed. It's a shame but being trapped between North and South Korea leads to this sort of incident.

It's obviously a giant freddo wrapper being used as a temporary o-zone layer until it heals itself. Brilliant thinking yet again by the scientists of Earth

Its the end of the world!!!!!!

i believe you have the better plan

Why? God will come down and cleanse your soul. You obviously have bad deeds tarnishing your existence so only a CONFESSION will suffice! You know its true because to God your not just somebody in a crowd, your his best friend

Go pray

I once decided to have a sandwich and ended up with a broken arm went down stairs to my mates to borrow a knife since i didn't have one in my kitchen, started walking upstairs and there was this great smell of a curry or the like. Finally found the source of the smell and asked the guy jokingly "Can i get some of that?" Next thing i know im lying at the bottom of the stairs screaming as my arm buckled under me...... thing is i saw him a few days later in the street and he didn't even apologise, just walked past with a big cheesy grin on his face. Scotland's full of psychos

Yay! I enjoy seeing shock on a womans face, as i usually get them in a dark alleyway with a cloth over their mouth

well.......... i cant really insult your avatar in all honesty

Im shocked! I have two respectable gents in their daily work clothes, why the insults?

What's wrong with it?

this is getting fucking tedious you c***s, all i do is say "green dots" and i get ambushed by reds

I'be been quite a good poster tonight, ive managed to get no insults nor any red dots. I was trying to improve my postings and now you come along and make me bitter... and my reformation has regressed. Hope your happy with yourself you silly chap

I'll meet you in Spain Amigo!

yeah sometimes it a yawn, sometimes i just move it and it cramps and i have to gasp for a second

No but i often get it in my neck quite worrying as i stop breathing slightly