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I thought a lock for the bog door would be more practical so she doesn't walk in on the wee w****r?

it can get filed in the same bin as this 'classic' (Leader sings a line and all repeat) Everywhere we go-o Pe-ople want to know-o Who we a-are And where we come from So we tell them We're from [name of town] Mighty, mighty [town] And if they can't hear us We sing a little louder (Repeat, get louder each time until you get tired of singing it)

How desperate is the cost of living crisis in Dundee if he's had to glue pubes to his head and face to keep warm

No mention of Major Arnold Ernst Toht in the back row there.

Why has the Killie one have a flesh coloured dildo on his head?

Brechin 3 2 up now. 3 all on aggregate

Weirdly enough she has that look that she's heard you suggest that as well

The guy gave me a business card and his number so I could WhatsApp him if I had any questions etc. He also said I should visit Hamilton and inches I think it was cos they have some pateks! Ever so slightly out of my price range but cheers for the advice To be honest though the guy seemed genuinely happy to talk watches with someone rather than just mooch around the shop all day not talking to anyone.

Left the Ferrari at home and popped in. The guy who approached me I made it clear that I wasn't in a position to buy yesterday but I'd like to try on four watches. Jlc Reverso, he brought me the duoface, the master ultra thin, the grand Seiko cherry blossom dial spring drive along with the glashutte original panomatic lunar white dial. Absolutely gorgeous watches and he said those were two or three of the best watches in the shop. He brought over some other grand Seiko's and gave a bit of a story behind them. He said he had a special watch to show me and came back with two! The iwc perpetual calendar worth 29k and an a lange & sohne Lange 1 worth just under 44k that I had on my wrist until I looked at the sapphire crystal case back and saw the price! Handed it back quite sharpish as I suddenly became nervous of that sort of cash on my wrist Well worth the visit and it certainly gave me a lot to think about in my next watch purchase.

This isn't looking good for me then

Anyone been to the Chisholm hunter in Edinburgh? I'm hoping to have a mooch around in there this week and try on a few pieces but the main caveat is I'm not going to be buying at this time. I notice on street view they appear to have a bloke on the door so he may keep the riffraff out! So long as I'm not dressed like a tramp I take it they'll pretty much let anyone in?

David Goodwillie and David Robertson. Do you need any reasons?

FTFY

Not sure but I think we've reached this point have we not?

you must b getting mixed up between a gif and an animated gif

trademarking something terrible https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65320724

I think he's messed with his own head more over the years than anything that brechins done. The guys a fucking loser and it's all a bit sad how pathetic he is.

I think you've misunderstood the phrase, face like painters radio.

Last year I went to see Milton Jones at the music hall in Aberdeen and Gary delany at the Tivoli theatre also in Aberdeen. Both superb shows but I like that one liner / off the wall comedy they do. Previous year I saw Stewart Francis in Arbroath. Again another good show but the only downside was he had to ask the ushers to move out of his eyeline while he was doing the show as it was distracting him. Fair enough from a health and safety / fire precaution they had to be there but there were some spare seats so they could have sat down. I'm potentially looking at seeing tim vine later on in the year in Aberdeen as well.

To be fair in this context welshbairn has summed it up. In the wider context I'd call anyone a nutjob if they ended up screaming in someone's face before getting violent cos there's pretty much no reason at all for that type of behaviour. Unfortunately social media and forum platforms add fuel to this type of behaviour. reasoned discussions and debate are pushed to the side in favour of divisive black and white arguing spilling over to violence.

In both cases, it may also be down to how you're accessing the internet. If its only through your mobile network then all that content is down to you but if you're on a shared wifi network whether its at home or at work then its possibly down to other people looking at weird shit and as a result the algorithms are saying that all people using wifi network X is a mentalist

It's about the algorithms. Once you've viewed one weirdo trans but job tweet that's you for life. All the weirdo trans nutjobs are being directed to you. I assume that twitter like other social media stuff there's an option for you to stop being tracked or clear your tweeted history so you reset the algorithms?

Quite literally! All settled at the bottom though.