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I have said it before and I will say it again but Dyarolyte - the dioherrea treatment is THE BEST thing for a hangover. Simply stick one of those sachets in a glass of water and tan it when you get in and you will (almost) be right as rain in the morning - it is almost uncanny how good it is, really weird. I will give you my guarantee that this will work really well and probably better than any of the suggestions above - if it doesn't I will strike myself on the nose with a silver ladle.

A petty thing that gets on my nerves: Having to read a couple of pages of nonsense when I want to read about other people's petty things that get on their nerves. Am I the first enemy of your gang?

I got a "number 3" cut once and my mum looked at me after it and told me she felt physically sick looking at me and never to do it again - that was nice of her!

yeah you can still get it in the post office - i always do it that way.

MacDonalds in Ayr never having any Strawberry Milkshake - bad

I get annoyed by people that road rage you. I pulled out at a junction yesterday onto a 40mph road - there was nothing in view at all and I accelarated to about 30 and I was still accelarating when I noticed a car right up behind me flashing its lights at me. So, I continued accelarating to 40 and he was still there only this time he was giving me offensive hand gestures to me as well. This amused me at first and I started laughing and waving back but then I realised for all he knew I could have been a little frail old woman so I pulled into the side of the road in the hope he would join me and I could inform him I was going to report him to the police but as I pulled in the gimp just drove past beeping his horn and giving me the finger in an uncouth manner.

Alarm bells should have started ringing when he suggested meeting in Ingrams!!! A right den of Rangersness that place is! Although, most people that sit up in the upstairs bit are ok and the people downstairs are ok too when not talking about football or watching it. EDIT - this post was aimed at the Thistle fan above if anybody was struggling to work out what I was on about

Anyone in life is a potential friend - I don't understand people who are really rude - life is a lot easier if you just make a slight effort to smile and say hello Hello

If someone offers ou 20 quid to hiccup again then you won't be able to, trying to hiccup makes it impossible to do so.

That's quite funny, hope it managed the whitletts roundabout ok

I agree it's a duff rule but you can see the logic in it. On both occasions a look at the fans behind the goal will see a big surge from several people desperate to grab a hold of their hero and taking a dive over 3 or 4 rows of seats, could be dangerous one of these times. Think that is the rationale behind it anyway.

You could have written down all the songs you had listened to and pasted them all in the one post instead of spamming the place up.

Wow that was interesting.

Yeah, I hope all the young tennis players in the country followed his example and blasted tennis balls into the faces of young ball girls in a hissy fit of temper.

Of course you are. What if I said I hated France, or Jews, or Black people? That is bigotted as is saying you hate an entire country. Do you understand?

Anyone that cries over any sporting event is a bit of a loser in my opinion. That gives me an idea for a topic.

Murray is a bit of a disgrace. After his shameful display at the Davis Cup at Braehead I can't find it in me to support him anymore. His constant whining and excuse making was stretching my patience a bit but that outburst just finished it for me - until he grows up - a lot - I will not be supporting him whatsoever.

Bringing back memories of the old stonecold "desire" videos?

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup Am away to look out The Stone Roses now mind you.