Gogo

I was reliably informed regarding this striker and also Darren Dods will be our captain.

Anyone know of this french striker we have supposidly signed? also the lad mulrooney from hearts we have meant to have on loan?

Twaddle to Rochdale and McManus has a offer to go to Thailand so I've heard

Iam meant to go see Frankie Boyle tonight but even though the roads and trains are knackered plus the police are advising people not to travel, they are still not going to cancel the show - therefore i will not be refunded

Thats a tad dirty

Just had a statement sent from the student loans company regarding a small loan i took out a couple years ago whilst at college. It shows i owe far more than i should do (including the small amount of interest that should be added). Plus that i have made no contributions towards paying this off even though on my wage slip for the last 18 months or more i have been deducted a amount to be paid towards it.

Why every politician goes on about how they will solve un-employment and that they will bail out students - what about the normal working people?

nah mate tried the lot - had to leave the car at work adn its gettin towed today, so even more cash exiting the wallet

The starter in my car is knackered

Get a ticket for the Everton end Stu, you know it makes sense Everton vs Carlisle Tickets

Anyone off to the DX Invasion tour on thursday??

more like elephant bites mate

shakey did the doctor manage to prescribe anything for they nasty bites you seem to have got

do you seriously believe all that carry on?

Do pagens not have to wear all they crazy ye olde costumes?? like extras from lord of the rings

ones black, ones white??

Holy shit kilt! think you should lay of the l.s.d mate

"hoi! Fred any shampoo?" "Aye Rose, look under the bath theres Head and Shoulders"

dead heat

talking heads - once in a lifetime

1. i have 7274 un-read emails 2. i once kicked off a car wing-mirror and blamed my mate so he got nicked 3. i stand up to wipe my arse 4. i love the smell of petrol 5. i shave my bollocks

fucking daft fuckers at t-mobile i logged on the website 2 days ago to get my mum a u/g, a u600 chrome (said f.o.c) caught my eye so decides to order that for her - simple. Anyway a hour or so later she gets a text from them stating that the order can not be confirmed and to call back. So called back the next again day and guy on the othe end of the phone makes me aware that i can have a far superior phone (lg secret) completly free, i also make him aware that the other line on my account (wee bros) is due to upgrade adn he tells me i can have the same phone as my mums free of charge - happy days so i tell him i'll take that. Anyway my little bro sees this lg secret and wants it so i call up tonight to order it. The wife says i can have it etc and orders it she then tells me i will have to pay a delivery charge of £6.99. (which would be fre eif done through the t-mob website)I tell her that i would happily order it staright from the internet but the offer her adn the previous advisor has made me would cost me in the region of £200 from the website therfore common sense would say i will go through customer service. Anyway she says she cant waive the delivery charge even though the offer she has made me should be also on the my t-mobile part on the website - still following?. So she gets the gaffer on and same convo goes on again, he then makes me aware that i have been charged £20 for the handset i was offered yesterday adn a delivery charge on top of this. I then go into how i wasnt loking for that handset and only took it because the guy yesterday said i would get it f.o.c and was only looking for a cheap phone etc etc. But this "manager" can do nothing as it appears on bold print on my account that the advisor said he told me of the £20 charge and the best he can do is he will try get another manager to call me back so if any of you thick b*****ds who delt with me today are reading this i hope you all die!!!!

hells bells! if i had been told i would have to pay that, the dug would be getting a bullet through the coupon

sare erse

how many times does this have to be explained on this forum? THAT IS NOT THE REASON FOR THEM!!!