Gogo

whys everyone assuming it was a "ned" - it could quiet easily be a old wummin having phil collins up full volume?

iam still feeling the effects of saturday night/sunday morning

shes as attractive as a kick in the balls

patrick hernandex - born to be alive elvis - burning love north adn south - tarantinos new star

could have beem worse mate, you might have bumped into someone you knew

i was in the sunbeds and went to put my empty satchet of tanning lotion in the bin, there right as i opened the bin was a used tampon staring right back at me

so i text lots of burds and some pals - ok if thats what you call gay

ive sent 2362 texts this month and my bill doesny get printed for another 2 days

awk bugger them - if anyone misses penalites and fail to finish off teams they deserve all they get i personally enjoyed mark kerrs "assist" today (wrong thread)

awk bugger them - if anyone misses penalites and fail to finish off teams they deserve all they get i personally enjoyed mark kerrs "assist" today (wrong thread)

hunt first goal at 9s ht accumulator of: chelsea, east fife, mk dons and aberdeen

£6 double hibs cardiff

Me and few of the boys were having a bit of banter outside and he comes along with his burd and makes a pishy dig at me. So i reply with "least it never took me 3 weeks to stick one up my burd" (she was waiting for the correct time to have sex with him so she wouldnt get used)

i made a total below the belt comment to a boy at work today when he was with his burd and feel like a arsehole for doing it. Also got a £100 quid fine - talk about fucking karma

iam going to that to also goin to gatectasher ressurection at magma (sheffield) next month

its still better than the "the whole world hates me and i molest my cat" music that you listien to

iam a arsehole. Thought i lost my bank card so went and blocked it, ive just went and found it in my wallet underneath my driving licence. So now have to wait till i get a new card to get money out

kickboxer 10/10 quite frankly the badgers tadger

slg please dont kill yourself cause i will feel a tad guilty. Anyway so you have some plooks and folk are not being nice to you - so what? just deal with it. Think of all the things you might have that others dont like having a huge willy or summit. Also things could be a lot worse like living in ethiopia or supporting the shire.

kill yourself then????

marcel woods - lemon tree its the mutts nutts

i thought it was a pile of horse shite but the burd i was with liked it - burds know nothing though.