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Yeah will make an appointment Monday.

If it's just balding then I can take that on the chin but I'm worried it's something else. I have a decent hair line and this is very sudden. I don't want to google it if I'm honest as it'll probably tell me I'm dying!

I found that too funny! Actually laughed out loud!

Cheers for the link but I'll pass for now!

I know there is a topic on balding already but has anyone ever had rapid hair loss? I was in the shower today and I literally had chunks coming out as I was washing it. Every time I've touched my hair today I've had 10 or so strands fall out. Starting to shit myself if I'm honest!

I also talk in my sleep and it gets me in trouble with the wife. Last night I apparently shouted "if that milks gone off again your fucking wearing it!" Which woke our 3 month old.

I have the same dream a couple of times a week. I'm driving along the Arbroath to montrose road but my car doesn't have any pedals I have to use the buttons on the stereo with my feet. I struggle along for a few miles then come to inverkeilor and my car won't turn at the corner so I start kicking the stereo. The car crashes and flips and me and the stereo end up in a field on the left of the road but the cars to the right. I know I'm dying but my bloods pouring out the stereo and it's gasping. Always wake up at the same point. Can anyone make sense of that!?

Tennents export lager! Best Thing I've ever bought but goes down far too easy! May I also add, I am not an alcoholic drinking at 6:30 on a Monday morning I'm just in off nightshift! Honest

The thick c**t was moaning last night about being pulled in for a disciplinary! My response, "DUH!" best I have ever heard was my mate calling in sick as they wouldn't give him time off, then everyone finding out he was actually at a mcfly concert. He has never lived that down!

Folk calling in work sick so the rest of you have to pick up their work load! 3 out of 10 tonight and 1 was even stupid enough to put pictures of their night out on facebook!

Just work really! Or more specifically nightshift!

Unless it's a mcdonalds chip and let's be honest they are fortunate that's the case as they are always cold!

Would put a junkies 20p on your mate having little to do with that. That's definatly the work of a devious split erse! My mates bird was raging after they announced their engagement and set a date and one of her mates then went and booked a date before it. Wimen are pure evil at times!

Could spend awhile here! These will likly have been mentioned but I'm not reading through 2300 pages of posts! 1. Self service checkouts- Great in theory but they never work! "please place item in the bag" I fucking did but it's a box of paracetamol and has no weight! Also I was asked to take a trolley full, all be it one of those half trolleys, through self service yesterday are you having a laugh! 2. Pleading for a bag - there is nothing worse than having to be asked if you want bags when you have put the aforementioned trolley load through. "no it's ok mate I'll just stick it all in my pockets" 3. Supermarkets moving their stock around - why is it as soon as you learn where everything is and therefore minimise the time you have to spend in the place they have to switch it around? It's like playing the shittest game of treasure hunt ever! 4. the Reduced section - what is it about them that forces every mutant within a 2 mile radius to crowd aroung them and start behaving like it's the royal rumble!? As soon as the yellow ticket gun comes out people switch into zombie mode and 9 times out of 10 they've only knocked about 20p of the original price yet some people seem willing to lose an eye! Rant about shops over! Might get started on driving tomorrow!

I haven't owned a pair of boots in years. Always bought adidas predators with blades but the best pair of boots I owned were a pair of blue Hummel boots. Only bought them as needed a pair of boots with studs and they were only £8. Thought I would only wear them once or twice and ended up going almost a whole season.