audioslave
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Tinder is the mobile dating app for those who want to be elbow deep in a stranger within 6 hours of installing it.
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Or folk could just stand by the comments they've made. Live and die by the sword and all that.
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Any time I call someone a mongo, it's not because my phone was hacked, it was because the person was a mongo.
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I dont think it'll get any better on Twitter for me after my Terry Butcher tweet
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Hmmmm photos are deceiving
Dirty bitch though
It's a nap she's an absolute rotter in the flesh. I'd imagine from the chest down it's all "fun house mirror" looking.
Now, tell us about riding her.
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Scotzine and thefootyblognet are two of the biggest fucking whoppers on Twitter
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I didn't realise this thread was THE PLACE for Craig Pringle discussion. Some boy. Regularly #ff's me and asks me how I'm doing. Nice lad. Never offered to bring me any cakes.
Didn't realise you were the one and only meestah_sahmon. Another twitter sensation.
One and the same man. If I could post the turtles picture on here the gig would have been up months ago.
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Nice work Dave.
I bet you still pulled the heid right off it though.
I had some mates with me at the time I did it so we had a Dutch-Rudder-Off
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He's a nice chap though.
I laughed for about 15 minutes the first time I saw 'Craig Kringle' and the various other parodies.
His offers to bring journalists cakes and biscuits are the best along with stories about playing with tool boxes and radios as a child.
Aye he's just a laddie who doesn't know any better. Sometimes you can see he's playing up to it but he's well worth a follow for the brain farts he puts out there.
Hoping my mate gets his finger out and does Craig Kringle again this year. A Twitter sensation.
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Does this Craig Pringle character post on here?
Craig Pringle is a legitimate spongo.
He tweeted Gabrial Marcotti once "can I get a follow I want to be journalism"
I WANT TO BE JOURNALISM! TO GABRIEL MARCOTTI!
He's Twitter gold. No need to interact with him or try and take the piss, he's just 100% unintentional comedy gold.
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Looks like my Lolly Badcock 1-5 picture is going to be in a news paper tomorrow.
YAS!
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Just don't delve any deeper into those pictures. Some things cannot be unseen.
Some might say I tweet that picture too often.
I say I don't tweet it often enough.
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I got a tart from Babestation to do the 1-5 gesture. Pic and transcript of our chat is on my Twitter
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Our "mini subcrawl" on Friday was a good laugh - from Buchanan Street to Partick. How you lot managed all 15 stops is amazing to me and should see you getting a fucking knighthood. I was like a burst baw after the last stop. Although a man of my size mixing drinks was never going to do me any favours.
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Off on the "mini" sub crawl tonight from work - Buchanan Street to Partick. Hopefully it goes alright and can then rope folk into doing the whole thing.
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I don't know if there will ever be another thread where I can discuss my old neighbour, so I'm punting his antics in here. He wasn't evil, he was just fucking mental.
His name was Kamal. A Lebonese national who'd basically rammed so much cocaine up his beak before getting militant with th Muslim faith, his brain had been fried to the size of a fucking squirrels arsehole.
Here's some personal Kamal favourites;
Appearing at my window (it was a ground floor flat) at about 4am in the morning, just after I'd got rid of everyone after a party to offer me a digital copy of the Quran, which he had on a wee USB stick.
One evening when I was having a party, he appeared out his window whilst I was on the phone on the street and started throwing wee banana's at me. Not violently but just because he thought I might be hungry. For wee bananas...
Stopping me at my door to tell me that the Jews invented the myth of dinosaurs and that they controlled the world - he'd obviously watched Jursassic Park whilst out his box and got the wrong end of things.
Going out on his bike, at night, wearing sun glasses.
Asking me to see if a radiator in his flat was leaking and putting a cushion over a sword to hide it. And I don't mean a wee sword. I mean a "chop off several heads in a oner" sized sword.
Offering to wash my windows, with a broom. No water, just a broom.
He was a great lad.
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What's the options for boozers at Cowcaddens? It's the only one I don't know any of the boozers. Wasn't McIntosh's where the boy got shot a couple of years back?!
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Wee bump on this - trying to organise a sub crawl with work. Are there any "rules" to the crawl apart from getting mangled obviously?
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I speak for us all when I say yes.
It was pishing down last night when I played at GG, totally forgot to ask about cost. I'll ring them up over the weekend.
It's infinitely cheaper at Glasgow Green and we've a couple of bodies with the leisure cards too so we get a few extra quid off. The place up at Townhead is fucking ridiculously expensive by comparison. Not sure how to best keep a track of things across two forums but we can cross that bridge a bit later. Have floated the idea out on JKB as well but I don't see anyone having a problem with it.
Think what we need from both sides is a definitive list of people who can and would play and the days/times that are most preferable then go with whatever is the most popular option.
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Would you be interested in pulling resources with the Jambos Kickback 5s that I used to organise? Similar situation in that we always seemed to struggle for numbers but could pull things together and get a decent 6/7 a side going at Glasgow Green?
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If someone can give us a lift there and back from the west end that'd be magic.
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If someone can give us a lift there and back then I can play.
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I love getting some random Rangers whopper trying to pull me up for my tweets about their club. Sadly none of them have the brain capacity to microwave a ready meal, let alone debate a point sensibly.
Arseholes.
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Heart of Midlothian 2014-
in Scottish Championship General Chatter
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^^^^Jumped out a plane after getting groomed on Jambos Kickback