audioslave
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So that's us got ten then?
Looks like a full house if it was just the replacement for Jambo Stu you needed.
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My flatmate will take the extra place. Also a jambo. Will see you there at 8.
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Aye.
Fucking two and a half years living here and I've still no idea where anything is. Just cross over at the back of the bus station and cut through there aye?
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Pardon my ignorance but how the funk do I get to the Powerleague? Is this the place at Townhead between the high rises?
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Magic. See you all tonight.
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Can one of you let me know if you guys meet somewhere before hand or are always on a specific pitch? Save me walking about like a tit in a confused state.
You're keeping your eyes peeled for a skeleton with a beard in a Hearts top.
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I've a couple of ringers from work I can ask to play if you get desperate for numbers.
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If you're needing an extra body I'd be bang up for playing.
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Where and when do you play? The game of 5s I ran has died on it's arse.
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My first flat was this bogging wee number in Dalry. My favourite neighbours were the fucking bum balloons above us, who's bedroom was right above ours. Usually you'll know your neighbours are shagging because you'll hear some kind of rhythmic noise and go "that'll be the bed getting knocked about because their riding" - not the case with these dafties.
The Betty was one of they "noisey customers". But not an "ooo" or "ahhh that's the spot" kind of noisey. For the entire duration of her getting her bacon vault filled in by her man friend, at the top of her voice, she'd make this noise which was identical to the noise Dr Zoidberg makes in Futurama when he skuttles away. A sort of "WOOOOOP-WOOOOO-WOOOOP" noise.
That.
Every night.
For about an hour.
I really should have evened the score up by blowing into a kazoo the whole time I was getting my hole but sadly I didn't think of that at the time.
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This might have already been covered but my question is;
If Charles Green is purchasing Rangers assets today, before the liquidation process begins and BDO come in to do their thing - what happens to the assets he now owns when they do get the ball rolling? Isn't their job to sell said assets to claw back some of the debt?
I don't quite understand the point in him having these assets? Surely he can't have immunity from the liquidation processes? The assets he own must be fair game for auction?
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I'm saddened to see some people slating The Catty. It's fucking brilliant. I pulled an absolute stinker in there once. She had a tattoo of a panther on her tit. Well, it used to be a panther at some point. Alas, time makes fools of us all. That and gravity. It looked more like she'd been slapped on the tit by a coal miner.
I knew it wasn't to be when she ran tried to go into a Subway at the end of the night because she wanted "a fucking kebab and cheese". How could a refined lady like that ever be happy with a simpleton lik me.
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seen him at the semi with the same beard and smug look with a cider in hand. 
He's got exceptionally handsome flatmates.
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I wonder how Forever Hibs is enjoying the inside of his oven
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O'Connor out last night. What a fud, Get him to f**k. The picture was on .net
He's done a great job of hiding the fact he's coked oot his brain...
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O'Connor out last night. What a fud, Get him to f**k. The picture was on .net
He's done a great job of hiding the fact he's coked oot his brain...
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I'm thoroughly looking forward to hearing Forever Hibs take on the game.
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This is fucking grim. I'm so desperate for something to take my mind of this I've willingly taken on an absolutely brutal workload;
"Of course I can clear these 1900 historic reconciliation issues by 5pm"
Catch you kids on the flip flop.
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I've just tanned a Romanoff sandwich from An Honest Mouthful in the West End. Delicious. That's me started my Cup Final preparations.
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Getting worked up about something you can't controls just ridiculous. I'm confident that our players are better than Hibs' therefor I'm confident that our players can beat Hibs'.
I was 10x more nervous for the New Year derby. Don't know why.
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Works a total write off the day. My brains all over the shop. If I get any sleep tonight it'll be a miracle.
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This is fucking embarrassing
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http://www.thescotti...n-fear-now.html
Yet more put on false bravado and reverse psychology from Hibs.
The ammunition for Paulo and Locke just keeps on growing.
- And no I don't read The Sun.
I know Lewis really well and have done since he dropped out of his mums slap hole. I think he's a great kid but he's obviously been hanging about with Ian Murray for too long.
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Just had a quick read over the Hearts & Hibs plans for the pre-match displays and again, I think it's going to look absolutely fucking brilliant in both ends. The place is going to be bouncing.
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seen him at the semi with the same beard and smug look with a cider in hand. 
Glasgow Area 5's
in The General Nonsense Forum
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I should be alright for this again, will need to see if how work pans out the next couple of days but. I don't think my flatmate will be in though.