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So you're not certain whether you're going to get one? Fucking armchair supporter.

Not too fussed about McDougall, although he is useful as a winger. As mentioned before, Kirk is a goal scorer, he has a habit of being in the right position which no othe striker can seem to do. Buchanan's work rate is excellent, off the top of my head he won us a point at Inverness and St Mirren. Barrowman is probably our quickest forward, and a good substitute to bring on with his energy. With those 3 plus Alex Whittle and possibly Kevin Kyle, we have covered a few essential areas of attacking play. Clarke is the only forward that I wouldn't hesitate about punting. (not in 'that' way.)

Mind-boggling stuff indeed.

If McCann goes, then surely Boyle has to stay?

I've just come across this piece of illiterate gold.

The 'beats' in a word. "Syllable" has 3; sy-lla-ble.

That's absolutely ridiculous. Hope everything else goes well for you though. Keep positive.

You can fucking have him. We'll chuck in Smith, Potter and Keddie in there too.

I think I have you on Facebook actually.

This brought a wee smile to my face, I'll miss Hutts

People who are annoyed by others' terminology.

In all seriousness I totally agree with the rest of your post. It will be a near clear-out of the squad to give us, as you say, more pace through the midfield. Also, how come you wouldn't keep Kerr?

And get rid of Burns, he can f**k off to the SFL2 with Queens.

Engine

That's a bit harsh, it's more than understandable that he's under pressure to get 5 As in his first set of highers.

Yup

(School) exams are stressful, and there's no denying that SGs are very important as they essentially decide what you take in 5th year, so it's understandable that 4th years are a bit 'lost' and go between classes for final preparation etc. However, some 4th years at my school are taking the piss; they have been strolling in and out of all my own classes, caiming first priority and completely ignoring the fact that me and my other classmates are sitting higher exams in less that 2 weeks' time.

Do you stroll about other people's classes with a misplaced sense of confidence and authority just because you're on study leave?

That pisses me off too. They're all swaggering in and out of all my classes in an irritating casual stride as if to say "I'm not really supposed to be here, I'm doing exams and therefore I can do whatever the f**k I want."

The sheer ignorance of the vast majority of anyone below the age of 15 at my school is mind-boggling. Merely walking from one class to another can make you want to commit mass murder of some sort.

The condescending fitba tweets are painfully cringe worthy. I had a (rather tame) go at the guy for the reference to the Falkirk youth player and unfollowed immediately. I agree with RATM, there are far too many tweets per day from the guy and he'll have no condescending pish to tweet by Sunday.

Is the Condescending Fitba page made by a P&B poster?

My current followers will realise that my tweets are complete and utter bollocks. I take the rhetorical question "What's on your mind?" all too literally. Fell free to follow me though. @seanmacgregorr

The only bit of the post I edited was for the asterixis for the names. Yes, she is that thick.