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Diamonds connote wealth and material richness. They're more often used as a feel-good object rathen than for their appearance.

Well that's pretty fortunate.

She must have nice diddies, otherwise you have no right to be her 'friend.'

Cringey arguments about the tax payer and what 'we' pay for. My brother was involved in an incredibly cringeworthy argument about why Scottish people are paying for this new speed-train service from Birmingham to London. It was quite petty with the clichéd stuff about Scottish tax being paid in England. Poor stuff indeed.

Knitted

Shore

16 years since Norrie McCathie died. Rest in peace.

I thought you said it was on C4?

Phone companies rarely do tell you when contracts finish etc. They're really cunty like that.

I'm pretty sure that's how I'll end up letting it go. Either that or a day out where anything you can eat is a KFC or something.

A girl has just posted a photo of herself. One of those photos where they're just standing in front of their mirror. But she used her iPad, it looks fucking ridiculous.

I've not eaten meat for a good couple of weeks now, I might just keep it going for a while.

Okay so there's this guy on my facebook who is the biggest gloryhunter I know. He lives in Dunfermline but he only supports Man Utd. The only Man utd game he has ever been to was that time they played Dunfermline at EEP in a meaningless pre-season friendly 2 years ago; the biggest star there was probably Darren Gibson. Anyway he only posts about the games that are on Sky Sports, yet he continues to claim that he's a die-hard, loyal, lifelong United supporter, and it seriously gets on my tits. He alo posts the scorer of any Utd goal in capital letters with a love heart after it, it frustrates me so fucking much. And then when they got beat, 18 minutes ago.. PLEASING.

Turn over to Jeremy Kyle now on ITV2. There is a woman with an orange suede tracksuit tucked into her socks. It's... pretty stunning.

I genuinely would have believed someone if they'd told me that it was half 5 right now, my body clock is absolutely fucked.

f**k off and get on with the paint things.

There you go Matty.

What a fucking penis. I owe you for that.

P&B's infamous poster, John Obi Mikey.

I know far too many people like this, gets on my tits.

To determine whether you're a paedo or not; Did you ask what class she'll be in at 2 O'Clock tomorrow?

I'm sure I've heard that slogan somewhere else too.

Dunfermline game is off, 'am no a happy chappy.

Surely some sort of record? It's the OP from the Free L4L thread.