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On the fudge doughnut note; next time any of you are in Dunfermline, get to Stephen's (the bakers that do the steak bridies) and get a fudge doughnut. They're fucking beautiful.

I tend to stare in glaikit confusion and then dance like I'm on hot lava when the water eventually spills out the bowl.

Not quite facebook but I woke up this morning to 11 Blackberry messenger broadcasts about 'showing support' for our troops. If you're really that bothered about war and devastation within wars, then don't be so lazy by copying and pasting a message to send to you fucking blackberry contacts. It fucking riles me. The best bit is, when I told people how frustrated I was by the whole thing, I was called 'harsh' for 'not caring.'

That sounds pretty good actually.

Nairn is anything but the fastest place on Earth. I hear the ipod nano is now on sale in the high street.

f**k that, I want a McChicken sandwich Matty.

So.. you're saying that you once sucked custard out of someone's shit pipe? Because you haven't ruled that out yet.

Not too bad

How much did the bet win?

The Vaccines were really good actually, started to get into them recently and their music is pretty decent. I'm a huge fan of the Arctic Monkeys, and I love Suck it and See so Sunday night was perfect. They didn't do any B-sides, I sort of expected them to do 'Leave before the lights come on' but they didn't. They did do that new song 'Evil twin,' good song.

I always feel brainwashed when I buy something from McDonald's, horrible corporation.

Arctic Monkeys were brilliant at the AECC in Aberdeen last night.

Feel sorry for you mate. My cousin's dog had to be put down a few months ago, he wouldn't even sit down because it hurt him too much. Obviously your dog was a lot closer to you than my cousin's, it's a pretty shit thing to go through.

Got told last night that I can't play football for 3 weeks, missing a Scottish cup game and a Fife cup game. f**k's sake.

Bitch. We're finished.

And how long have you been flirting with this other forum?

Essential for a sellick fan

Get it posted neeber.

This. I'm no paedo either.

Done, doesn't take long at all people.

What a peacful way to spend your Sunday. I envy you.

Ankle is completely humped, probably won't be playing for a few weeks.

Your patters fish pish.

That's a coincidence.