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Got to choose between Kilmarnock at home this weekend, and Hearts away next week, as one of those Saturdays will be taken up for Christmas shopping.

Anyone who doesn't like Branston pickle out a jar is just weird.

Yeah, feel like.

FUCKING BURN IT YA c**t.

GIUY

Is it actually snowing in Scotland? I don't mean the mountains etc.

Stevenage have had a poor start to the season but I think we can go for triple promotion. Edited for being an illiterate twat.

Either way, Tam is a legend for having 10 pints in a day. There seems to be a big deal about the fact that Christmas is this month. Everyone's been talking about the fucking thing since October.

Tam's physical state after 10 pints determines how much of a legend he is, IMO.

Pokes weren't effective enough.

I was thinking that when I was typing it, didn't think anyone else would notice.

This just came into my head.. David Good willy.

Ohh that's a risky one. If you're on a wbesite and the battery runs out, it will shut down and then whenever you get to switch it back on again, it will come up with the last webpage that you were on. Luckily that's only ever happened to me whilst on legitimate web pages.

No, you shouldn't wet your soap, it turns to mush.

I had to read that 3 times before it made any sense to me.

The key is to rub the soap on your hands, then run them under the tap. Or get a bottle of sanitizer.

5 likes in a full day. Well done bawbag.

My last attempt, promise.

Car-less Puyol.

Birmingham's Stephen Car( r)

Have a greenie, purely for the bottle of MD 20/20.

From the long converstion posted by Geedub-MFC: Conveniently with three Xs after it, could easily be the title to a porny film.

Speaking of the Pancake Place, they do one mean pancake and chocolate sauce. Shame that they're about 30 quid a pop though.

Is Hunters the one next to all the charity shops across from the dentist? If so, I tend not to go there as I like to exit some shops with my dignity intact.

No! My favourite childhood cartoons have been destroyed by shitey remakes of them, I'm such a nostalgic person when it comes to things like this.