Davie03

Not starting any rumours like, but the boy who delivers oor paper's dad's boss's nephew's best pal's girlfriend's gran's next door neighbour's grandaughter's boyfriend's mum's pal, who works beside a guy that knows somebody that used to work beside a lassie that went wi a boy that played fitbaw, said that two players were signing for Dunfermline. Can't remember their names though, was it Bryan Wallace and Robbie Flynn? Something like that anyway. Heard they're fucking excellent!

Would and would. Might even get telt ti beat it!

We've all been there....

The faces? The tits! One on the right. You don't look at the mantel piece when you're poking the fire.... She's no bad looking tbf

Minds me aboot a time when I went for a pish in Kitty's (Kirkcaldy). The trough was packed and ma back teeth were swimmin, so I went to use the cubicle. Some dirty b****** had shat on the cistern, floor and seat, skittered up the wall, over the bog roll and down the front of the pan! I doubt he actually managed to get one in the pan, not even a slider! Now, have you ever boaked when you're burstin for a pish? Luckily for me, two blokes had just finished pishin in the trough!