Davie03

Whoooooah! Where's my autograph book!

Lewis Coult was (apparently) seen in Ramzan's in Lower Methil buying a can of Red Bull and a Twix at around ten to nine tonight. #TopSigning

Black Eyed Peas - Where Is The Love

Georgina Samaras. Austria's answer to Susan Boyle. Poland were fcuking tremendous

shut up! Seriously? Fvck me!!!!

FFS! It's Sunday night! Where are this weekend's pics?

The one on the right - it's the bloke that wears the dress on all the other photos wee brother!

A lot of the sh*tholes have nice sounding names though. Anyone looking for a house in Kirkcaldy would think Valley Gardens would be a good choice. Abbeyview - an unspoilt hamlet with views towards the abbey? Then others have absolutely f*cked up names that suggest they were designed to be a sh*thole. Skinflats, Mauchline, etc. Fishcross (on the way to the Sterling Mills outlet) sounds like it would be reekin, but there's a crackin pub/ restaurant/ carvery that does brilliant food. Their steak pie is amazing. Next time your team play at Alloa/ your wife drags you to Sterling Mills/ you visit the jail, go for something to eat at The Ochil View, Fishcross. It's on the main road.

That's utter pish anaw ma man. It was about them going into the Valley Bakery. My dad's workmate was pals with the Stuart Adamson.

There was this fat lass that fell down the stairs on the school bus. Boom, bang, boom, thud, aayah! She's lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs, her packed lunch box opens and her roll rolls out the bus door! Classic!

Instead of taking it's photo, get it sectioned!

Just drank a full 1 litre bottle of Graham's GOLD Full Cream Milk.

So, who went to Level 2 this weekend then?

Not this garage, I think they take great pride in keeping you in this shop for 10 minutes. Or at night, wait until you are 5 steps away from the window, then go and start stacking a shelf. As for paying at the pump - great idea. Not available at this garage though.