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The only person to have a worse game than Shaw was Slattery but fortunately they weren't on the park at the same time. An all time stinker from him.

That's a pretty wild post match from Martindale. Can't imagine the players will be sound with that.

We did look like it was maybe going to click for us after going 2 up. Theloneus' second to make it 3-1 was sublime. That second half was some of the worst football I've seen in years from everybody involved, though. Happy we won but it was still a tactical tombola and I hope we never play that 2 man midfield ever again.

I said it and, by God, I'll stand by it.

Even the weather's doing its best to prevent this from becoming the death of football.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Well this is going to be a miserable 90 minutes but what's new? Regardless of result we still won't make any changes and we'll still be in complete shambles in the new year.

He immediately made us look more composed playing in the middle of the 3. If we're sticking with that I think he plays there and we try to reduce the possibility of Bevis related calamities.

Wilkinson is a strange one. There's a player in there but somewhere between the player and the tactics we've got f**k all idea what's best. I'd start big Theloneus alongside Mika for Saturday. Obika's got a good touch on him but he makes John Sutton look rapid so I'm not sure he works. Regardless of the result we'll not change anything. Fingers crossed for a miracle in January.

I was going to type a big lone paragraph but I'll keep it short. I fucking hate this squad. Merry Christmas, troops.

Once again it's defending out of a clownshow. Paton looked like he was out on the piss last night from kick off and our lovely box midfield just had 5 c***s standing doing f**k all watching Cantwell stroll onto his goal.

Good that they've finally released a video to show what our direct debits are going towards.

See if we were going to go down for 1-2 seasons and then bounce back up, fine. But I have a terrible feeling that if we go down that'll be us for a long, long time with the current state of the club.

Hi, Can you tell us what the hell is going on because it appears you'd struggle to run a hot bath. Kind regards.

In the history of football this has only worked about 3 times and all of them were Scott McDonald.

Or when the cult leaders are commanding their followers to send them every single penny they have "to help the cause" and are then floating about in a Lamborghini while the followers are eking out a tin of beans to last a week. Surely you'd have to question that pretty early on.

Like he's swallowed a thesaurus. Not a dig, btw. Fair play to him.

The Twin Flames Universe one on Netflix is pretty good as well. Really enjoyed it.

That's a funny way of spelling tear filled rant after a couple of whiskies.

If it helps I'm not attending this weekend and I haven't seen us win yet this season. Bought my season ticket, missed a couple of games while I was on holiday at the end of summer. Is this my fault?

Nope. I honestly reckon he's here well in to January.

@capt_oats back with another banger there. I know there's always going to be a level of dross that we have to tolerate but there's a good number of those signings have been unmitigated disasters. You can see the logic in a couple of them but for the most part it's been throwing shit at a wall and hoping any of it stuck. Take Conor Shields for example. He was doing well at QOTS, looked to have the physical attributes but when it boiled down to it he wasn't nearly good enough. You then have the Aarons & Moult (both second time) under Hammell, and now Pape Souare. Huge injury issues but we appeared to be signing them to play every week. Shock horror as they all ended up broken. Then you've got the folk like Sloth & Danzaki where I can only assume the recruitment folk were off their tits when they cooked up those signings. Danzaki's pal was great value though. Marvelling at Asda Hamilton. The simple things in life.

Solved it. We pick 5 first team players and bullet them immediately to free up cash. I propose the following, very well thought out, approach to deciding who we get rid of.