well fan for life

You still got your Copa Mundials in the cupboard?

No Harvard referencing though so that knocks points off.

Oh aye. In the grand scheme of things man resigns from job and gets a new one isn't something I'm going to be angry at. But there's no danger the board were blindsided by Burrows leaving so it seems they've just sat with their collective thumb up their collective arse.

This is what happens when you don't have a head of media/PR and leave a load of auld fellas in charge. What a bloody mess.

Considering at some point we'd need to be somewhat competent to win anything I'd agree there's no chance. Not that I'm saying I'd be happy for us to get beat, right enough. I do agree that short of a comeback more astounding than Lazarus he's going to get emptied at some point soon enough. Whether it's too little, too late remains to be seen.

I tend to agree with this. Obviously it's a bit of a vicious circle of concede a poor goal -> lose confidence -> don't change anything to fix it -> concede a poor goal -> rinse -> repeat. But we look completely broken right now. Even in possession there doesn't seem to be a cohesive plan of how we're going to attack. It's a miserable way to spend your Saturday afternoons at the minute. I've opted to swerve Raith Rovers away at the weekend because by the time you factor in ticket + train + pints + scran you're likely north of £100 on a day out. To put that against watching this fucking abject misery of a club I cannot justify the outgoing.

Spittal is the least of our problems in there. At least he sometimes does something helpful. Goss has been rotten for months and months now, while Slattery's form kind of went off a cliff after his whole issue.

Probably this, aye. Ideally stick Lamie in the middle of the back 3 with instructions to do the simple thing. Anything that means he doesn't get pulled out wide where I still have nightmares about his stint at left back.

Buckle up for the update on YouTube later. "Wasn't what we deserved..." 3 minute montage of us falling over.

Who, again, ended up injured after no time at all. What the f**k are we doing man.

You've forgotten Lamie signing a pre contract with Dundee, only to weasel out of it because they went down, then for him to not only convince us he’s worth keeping but also make him vice captain and the central figure in our fucking rancid defence.

A really shit Space Jam sequel, right enough.

On account of me not hating myself quite that much I had a smashing day oot at that Topgolf. However I've just watched the highlights in the queue for a kebab and legitimately think I could make a more competent defence out of my fellow Shawarma King patrons.

With the Friends of Declan approach we had a while back, the appointment of Hammell and now this it's good to see nepotism is alive and well.

Sure sounds like a Football Manager tactic I'd use so f**k it I'm in.

This fella better be a brick wall.

Considering we're getting booted up and down the country in whatever kit we've chosen to wear I'm no sure it entirely matters.

If we've botched this signing I might never stop laughing.

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To be clear I got Covid in May and the Dundee United game was October.

I was absolutely up to my eyeballs with Covid and still managed to leap off the couch.

If we bring back Nirrenold to put in one single tackle like that one against Hearts at the end of the season I reckon I'd pass out with excitement.

I missed the United game tbf. By the time the full time whistle went I was absolutely blootered at a wedding.

Aye this team is just joyless to watch. I cannae even remember the last time I got even remotely excited about something watching us. There's not even been like a solid tackle or someone successfully taking a man on. It's just all so unbelievably fucking boring.