DeeBairn

Aww, did we hurt your widdle football cwub?

Calm yourself down there, Duncan. Don't go wild. Pace yourself.

Why the f**k am I still getting notifications from this donkey, even though he is on ignore? Is that a bug, or just shite coding? May need to ask for my tenner back. Can we all just avoid even quoting the fuckwit? He says he's blah blah blah, but he's fucking lurking constantly looking for offence whether or not anyone's feeding him. Ignore the odious bellend and he'll slink away eventually.

You've answered your own question. Nothing better to do than spend time on threads he doesn't like, reading messages from people he doesn't like, in order to get upset. Online equivalent of belters butting into a conversation in order to fake some outrage. I suggest just blocking him. Bad enough with the Morton fans stinking this place out.

She's not, she's an employment lawyer. Falkirk won't be paying you any compo. Ray might, but we won't be.

It's certainly not my fault you're here, on at least your second account. I'll do myself a favour and pop you on ignore, alongside your other account.

I plan on ignoring him till he calms down or deletes his account. Sensible Piracy I have no issues with.

It's Sammut, Paton or Owen-Evans.

Compensation, if any, will be pennies. It certainly won't be the value of the contract. This is nothing more that a chairman frantically deflecting, and a forum full of wankers falling for it.

I believe the reporter was the guy from the sun who broke the story. You are very welcome. Hiw do Morton intend to prove that coincidences were anything but that, to the satisfaction of a judge in a legal case? Are you going to get a warrant for phone records? You are way off into Bennet territory now with this pseudo legal shite.

That's the song I was thinking of. Sure I've got a tambourine somewhere.

We can all eat humus and sit in a circle and sing songs.

Paton will get two games to prove himself then trebuchet in January.

You're a grown man. If you don't like what people are saying, report them or avoid them. Nobody is forcing you to come back here time and again.

Again, nobody is tagging you. You are choosing to come on here. If you don't like what people are saying, either block them, or go elsewhere as nobody here has any interest in whatever you are selling. Is that more polite for you, buttercup?

It's not his goal scoring that's the issue tbf. It's his defending and distribution. Keep him up front and you'll be fine.

Nah mate, he was released last week.

Nobody is tagging you on anything, you are choosing to come on here and read the messages. Kindly go have your meltdown elsewhere, the Morton thread will do you fine.

Nah, I'm fine. You're no Piracy anyway, remember?

Aye but EdiBairn can still GTF And Piracy. See you in court, or you and your chairman can get to f**k. There's also the possibity that the journo in question heard he was being offered the job and jumped on it as a done deal, when in reality nothing had been signed yet.

Maybe no, when you look at the number of jobs Paul Lambert has had in a short space of time. If you can get in the door and give a good interview, you've as much chance as anyone.

Maybe Hartley was innocent, but there is still plenty of scope for Mitchell to be at it. Funnily enough, when I Google him, I got as far as "Richard Mitchell..." the Google autosuggested "... Football agent".

No, but it's one person who has gone out to all their agencies and brought these players in. That's my issue with it. We don't have a network of scouts in England, it was Mitchell recommending these players. Maybe he's just bad at it, or there is something more sinister. Likely we will never know.

Good clear out. Amazing what the board will do to save their skin. I doubt the scout will be upset, he's made a fortune on fees. Liking the sounds on Taylor actually being involved in scouting. Even more so with the network they already have. Now we just need to stay in touch until January, unless there are free agents inbound.