DeeBairn

Let's just make the banner and head down to the stadium. Is anyone outside Benny Ts?

Don't even suggest it. I ta ke it we are all just constantly refreshing Twitter?

Or more likely, he did like the wages offered. Not enough pieces of silver this time around.

Scenes of an epic proportion.

We don't even know if he can line up traffic cones straight, can't be giving him a managers job. It'll be Stuart Taylor or Kenny Shiels lol.

I'll take either of them over Donati.

Nippy wee fish that look threatening, but ultimately fall away?

Big fat fuckers usually are, to be fair.

Well, I didn't see that coming. You're a sharp eyed fella. Need to get up early to see anything past you. Etc.

Calderwood always had the air of a used car salesman about him. Just something off about him. Was almost quite good enough wherever he went, but never quite lived up to his own marketing. Essentially, Dunfermlines Yogi.

Cmon now. Stop it. Nggh *dies* Bring back Sheps, sweet prince. Craigen and Balatoni can f**k off. He needs to accept its his own lack of talent he needs to keep in touch with. I keep forgetting there's only Falkirk Fc and Edinburgh City in the central belt. Truly starved for football clubs, so we are. Poor Conrad, having no option but to slum it in the bottom league. Eyeballs at the ready.

Can people just stop coming in here and saying things like that, for christ sake. Please?

Have we offered it to either of them? 0

Lee can do one, we need a manager not a player who has been coaching six months. All that tells us is that he knows how to make a line of traffic cones.

Buy the man a season ticket. To be fair, he's got Rangers chairman written all over him.

Away tae f**k. Hes an absolute fruit loop tin foil hat psycho He'd fit in well amongst the support, to be honest.

Was that you behind him on the road to Armadale?

Him or McIntyre would make me happy in my pants.

Good track record of getting sacked then.

Jesus, this is sounding grim. Out of that lot, has Stuart Taylor been a manager before?

If we are really lucky he's maybe even asked to be let go to get away from a dressing room that seems to dislike him and even further away from the mess he made. Doubt it, but you can always dream.

We could make an argument for Jeffries for some of the football he had us playing in the top flight, but over two spells, for me anyway, Totten would shade it. Paton would be my choice for you lot, clearlyearned a lot from oor Alex!

As far as the service provided, and what it costs (I use it a fair bit) I couldnt help noticing the quality of QoS highlights compared to ours, and they had camers behind the goals for different angles etc. I wonder why we charge 8 pounds a game and yet cant keep up with the ball never mind have multiple cameras yet the away team can... Question for them obviosuly, just musing. To be fair, the shonky camera work has been a bugbear of mine for a while now as well. Maybe they'd be better off in the corner? Who knows.

Whilst I agree with all this, its also worth noting that FTV is a pretty expensive service. Who gets the money? Surely it all goes towards the crack infrastructure we use to keep our vast swathes of overseas fans happy?

He's miss Sammut even if he was in a lift with him. If anyone needs a kick up the arse, it's the guys who have been around the league for a while. Owen-Evans and the like have been disappointing, but guys that have been here before, Paton Muirhead and the like have even less hiding space. It's one thing to be shite when you're catching up to an expected pace or style, it's an entirely different thing to shitebag a league you've been playing in for years.