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It's never that bad. Bingo? Does the care home not have board games?

Hopefully he lands on Hippolyte or Craigen.

Syd, you're 124 going on 125, just calm down, eh?

Paton would snarl a bit, then move sideways like a confused chess piece. Fred knew a thing about basement struggles. Ray Ray get to f**k Ray-ay get to f**k Raaaay get to f**k.

Nom. Delicious.

It's a toss up between two gutless fucking sand dancers. At least Harris has played at this level. I'm still not sure what the f**k Sammut thinks he is doing.

I'm sure once he's fit enough to play he'll be a good signing. Or he might be bang average. Hard to tell. He's a nice guy with a lovely haircut though. Scenes. Who/what the f**k is that?

I think that side would be about as good as we can do. Fasan Robson McGhee Muirhead Russell Greenwood McKee Irving Harris Haber Lewis

Will they? Maybe they will, maybe they wont. Either way, if he is joining us then it's already been paid.

He was spotted 3 days ago at the stadium, so who knows.

You get out of here and don't come back.

Not really bothered who they replace McKinnon with. Just want our own shitshow sorted out. There is a lovely poetic justice to it after the last couple of days. The Morton fans have been like rats over here. Here's hoping they replace him with Steve Aiken.

At least the training will be high intensity. No more hiding on the pitch. Paton has till midnight to pack his shite filled bags.

Stop it... I couldnt handle any more! It'll be Quitongo Jr..

Rays got a chubby already.

Peak Falkirk right there! f**k you for your gloating, you smelly west coast tramps.

Or he's been told his own replacement is inbound? Probably all bollocks anyway.

That rules out everyone that has ever coached or managed Utd in the last 15 years.

I'll take McKinnon just for the lols.

Not a decline, but losing both while stagnating is no success either.

Have we announced Dick yet?

Time drags when your team is shite.

Right now he's looking like the only candidate for the job. If we manage to score against Ross County, give him the job full time.

I'd rather have Alex Higgins than Duffy.

A double fish supper out of Benny's would go down a treat the now. Might settle my nervous guts. It's going to be McCoist, isn't it? I can fucking feel it in my bones.