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I thought about it, but having already used the two arse cheeks I just couldn’t go that one step further and use Accies (or Airdrie)… so Stenny it is….

Week 1 - Celtic Week 2 - Queens Park Week 3 - Stirling Albion Week 4 - Dumbarton Week 5 - Rangers Week 6 - Dundee Utd Week 7 - Stenhousemuir

Week 6 - Dundee Utd

Week 1 - Celtic Week 2 - Queens Park Week 3 - Stirling Albion Week 4 - Dumbarton Week 5 - Rangers

Week 4 Dumbarton

Week 1 - Celtic Week 2 - Queens Park Week 3 - Stirling Albion

Week 1 Celtic Week 2 Queens Park

One arse cheek The other arse cheek Aberdeen Motherwell Hearts Hibs Livingston Kilmarnock St. Mirren Ross County Dundee St. Johnstone

With my late Uncle Alex. My dad wasn’t into football, my grandfather was an Ayr fan and all my mates were Rangers fans… so he’s pretty much the reason I ended up a well fan. I was 8 or 9 so it’s a bit vague (too lazy to check exact details) The old first Division, the season we were promoted… 3-0 win versus East Fife (?) only memory really is a fantastic chipped goal.

Week 1: Celtic

I assume that HMRC have had time to look at the proposal in detail now. Why haven't they issued a statement yet? I want to hear them say: "After checking our calendar to confirm that it was not the 1st of April, and that this, believe it or not, is an actual proposal and not a pathetic joke, we would like to formally respond as follows. You are going to die. When you close down your corrupt and diseased oldco and set up an equally corrupt and diseased newco, we will be waiting. A new name will not protect you, one way or the other we will get you. You may manage a temporary stay of execution, but ultimately you are going to die. End of statement."

I reckon Green has sat fat Sally down and said "Any more of your shite about special cases, transparency, misinterpreted apologies or any other PR disaster that threatens my raping and pillaging of this fine institution and you'll have to find some other suckers to pay your pie allowance, capiche?"

Interestingly 'Flash' is offered the Kingdom of Mongo to rule at one point by Ming..... coincidence? I think not!

Is there a greater intelligence at work behind this whole saga? The Rangers fans feel there is some sort of conspiracy, and an e-mail intercepted by Mark Daly and his research team is about to reveal all.... Here is the transcript below: Sepp Blatter: Michel, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?Michel Platini: An obscure Club in the SPL, Your Majesty. Their fans refer to them as the....'rainjurs'Sepp Blatter: How peaceful they look.[He activates a console, and watches as Tax investigations, administration, failed takeovers etc., start to occur. They both get a good laugh out of it.]Michel Platini: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this, uh,' rainjurs'?Sepp Blatter: Later. I like to play with things a while... before annihilation. [laughs evilly]

Ok, if you want to play with words you are right . Regan cannot guarantee anything. He can however, through the SFA, direct sanctions against them for breaching rules of membership. Otherwise what is the point of a governing body?