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In my 5th year at High School we had a CoS minister to teach "Divinity". He was brilliant. Never once spoke about God but taught us all about sex.

Educating you in the French language so you can go and visit Charlie's château. Don't play down education. At least it got rid of the Bears for a couple of hours.

The bits about "five-fold symmetry" and tending not to move just seemed so appropriate.

Personne ne nous aime et on s'en fout Nous sommes les victimes du foot écossais Spivs dehors!!

Freudian slip. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_urchin However, I think this describes them better than Teddybear.

Je peux être plus que méchant, même avec les français. Mais c'est bien qu'on puisse évacuer tous les oursins du forum pendant un petit moment.

BA Stirling University 1974. Presently living near Nancy, Lorraine, Eastern France.. Et ton cerveau est rempli de conneries. Jusqu'a quel point tu veux aller pour prouver que je ne parle pas la langue de Molière? Tu peux noter que je te tutoie au lieu de te vousvoyer parce que c'est la façon générale de parler avec les enfants et les débiles. ETA. Translation. And your brain is full of crap. How far do you want to go to prove that I don't speqk the language of Molière? You may note that I use the familiar "tu" verb form instead of the more common "vous" as this is the general way of addressing children and idiots.

No, Benny boy. I have a BA in Modern Languages and I've been living in France for the last 40 years.

En français, Benny, mon gars. En français. On est chez Charlie ce soir.

Plutôt "Ils ne s'en vont pas".

Nous Sommes Le Peuple!

All and Ken All and Ken All and Ken, All and Ken Flower Pot Men

Isn't that in Chelsea?

Manager on gardening leave Caretaker manager on gardening leave So who is the caretaker caretaker manager?

"You Can't Be True To Two". How appropriate, especially when "One" died.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rangers-legend-ally-mccoist-banned-5001714 Oh dear! The Bears will be upsett. Souper Ally is banned from Ibrox and Murray Park.

I often use the word "liquidised" as a joke.It makes me think of sticking everything in a blender and ending up with some sort of puke-coloured, gooey mush that you flush down the bog. Totally fitting in the case of Spivco.

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spfl-lower-divisions/farcical-scenes-abound-in-insurrection-at-rangers-1-3664258 Premiership Tossers

Duping and Tuping seem to have been the two keywords during Spivco's short existence

Rangers "getting back where they belong".

And how could I/we have forgotten? "Wealth off the radar"

Foreigners willing to invest millions who are told to GTF because they are not "Rangers Men". Rangers Men who don't want to invest millions in Rangers unless it's someone else's money.

They're not going to show the OF semi as they are afraid their pubs wiill get smashed up and burnt when Celtic score their fifth goal.