Dee Dee
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I'll hit you up for some tips later. The mother-in-law pretended she was kindly giving us a fish tank (sans fish) when she was actually just having a clear out. It's only 250mmx250x400 deep so have a wee think what I can stick in it and you can give me some clues on the appropriate thread.
Thank you very fucking much.
Get yourself to f**k. Absolutely, not a problem. Always willing to help.
You're welcome. f**k off you c**t.
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What particular thread were you pulling the head off it to?
Word association (nap)
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My Angels nip at each other, which I can live wi. Got a nice wee school of 15 cardinals, which is affy bonnie.
Enough of this chat, as we'll get hit wi "Amateur Aquarium owners chat thread, for this pish". There's a thread I'm sure, and I've posted on it. Time for a tank shots bump!
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South American fish ?
Yeah, corys, Cardinal tetras, Angels, Rams, Colombian tetras and a pair of bristle nosed p***os.
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I'm going to spend all day on P&B seeing if I can post in the Dundee United thread more often than the Dees.
I know it's a challenge.
^^^ no need to visit barbers as he is bald as a coot.
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Well hair cut. Been to bank. Just got stories and mince pie from butchers. Doesn't sound good but really good
What kind o stories? Eh like stories. Can you share them? On here?
Thank you.
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Stab wound in a gorillas back.
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Kind of fish do you own ?
Tropical. Have a 250l Orinoco river, well my slant in it, biotope set up, at present.
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I too, am going for a haircut. Then get some screen wash, for the works van. Square up the old man for the firesticks, he's sorted out for us. Do a 25% water change on the fish tank.
I'll maybe watch the cup finals today, I dunno. See what happens, as I have made no further plans for today.
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Lorraine Kelly's big hairy fanny
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It's yellow.
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What's bennett's excuse then?
He drinks a lot of fizzy juice, I heard.
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Enchanted aff meh pus.
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Was really wanting the Australian act, to cut through the shark tank, with her magic ring.
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Carola's looking well. Very well, indeed.
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Oooooh, a flock of seagulls tribute act.
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"Can't touch this".
I wish I'd never seen this. Get yourselves to f**k! Horrendous pile of gibbon shit!
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Another coup perhaps, couldn't tell you tbh. I've not picked up on any shifts in populace from where I am.
On that note, there's nothing better than smoking a cigarette on your balcony listening to Brehn Fehrry. Now imagine that scenario but yer now in the scud. Oh eh, teckle right oot. That's whit ehm talking aboot.
#aberdeenshire #sookmehbowler #rowies
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Never thought I'd find anything more irritating to my skin than the plastic Beatles wig I found as a kid.
Dees you know where I can get a 2nd hand gimp suit from, I'm never going BNWT again.
Grimbo
In you're size? Best suggestion, of the top of my head, is get on eBay and search for an s-tank. Then find yourself a good seamstress, who happens to specialise in heavy rubber.
Regards,
The twa Dees
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Was I limping & smelling slightly of cussons talcum powder?
Grimbo
Been breaking in the new gimp suit, Grimmy? It's a bugger, eh?
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I don't remember U2 doing that one.
Sake Stripes. It was Half Man Half Biscuit, that done it.
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Im a busy man, Dave. Things to do, places to be, people to meet.
I'll make no apologies for recycling an old gag. None whatsoever.
A picture is worth a thousand words, Dave.
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Sloppy seconds
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It was rather nice. Me and my mate downed a bottle then couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.
I'll have to conduct some research, of my own.
Thank you.
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Plans today?
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Just had a cat flap fitted, eh?