Dee Dee
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I bought a Quattro razor and nine blades for £12 in Asda on Friday.
^^^Recent Purchases Thread for this pish.
Sakes, BigMartyn. I expected better from a man o your calibre.
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Just seen a middle aged woman striding up the road carrying a crate of eggs, sporting a pikachu backpack.
#cumbria
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It's Aids mate..and not the good kind.
Venezuelan AIDS? Poor c**t, he's proper fucked
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I just wonder if they smell like they look.
Minty fresh.
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^^^^^made gravy under gunfire.
Made rollie ups during a mortar attack and I shat myself in Now Zad, not due to hostilities but a jar of jalapeño peppers I had consumed the night before. Right, that's quite enough of my war effort. I tend not to talk about it, not because you weren't there man but because it's fucking boring and that's what reunions are for.
Carry on, Archer. Carry on, old chap. What what.
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I am an ex soldier and that picture, posted above, is a lot of fucking shite, in my experienced opinion.
Fucking shite.
Thank you.
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^^^OAPaedo
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The stars are the original rating system, predating red and green dots. Other members go on your profile and rate you out of five.
Cheers, Mrs M. That makes perfect sense. Now if there were, to be, a comments option to accompany this. There would be some serious scope for mischief, and can you imagine the carnage that would ensue. Phwoarr, it would be fantastic
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I had a recruiter, from Singapore, called William Hung trying to connect with me, on LinkedIn. Might be legit, but I didn't take the risk.
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When you make enough posts, you get a wee cardboard box, and...
Oh, f**k it, someone else will be along with that picture soon enough
I think I Ken which one you mean. f**k that shit, I want no part of it.
Thank you.
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Best to assume it's your box office status, Dee Dee. Four stars isn't bad going.
Box office? Wtf is that shite?
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It's the minimum number of miles away from primary schools you must remain at all times.
That is, quite possibly, the most ridiculous suggestion I've ever heard, regarding this matter. Give it time though, it's early days yet.
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Check again, sugartits.
Ty, buttercheeks.
But I'm more concerned about these stars than the lack of pals, tbh.
I don't think it's a title thing, as I can't adjust the stars shown manually. Would that be an option if I changed my team to Wayngers? It would make sense.
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Nae pals
What do the stars, below my online, signify? Sure I asked before, somewhere, but got rubbered.
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The Arabs saviour... Step forward Simon Murray.
https://www.facebook.com/katy.hollands/posts/10153521340483341
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Saying a Pole had been flattened could be misconstrued. Shame they didn't get in a reference to sticking it in the gritter.
I don't there was much left to be flattened, after being hammered and battered.
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Belligerent denial
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There's another one. I need a Balti I think, to the tune of I need a hero. Fucking disgusting. (Not Baltis or Madras, the adverts).
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There's a Birds Eye fish fingers advert which seems to turn a school-aged boy into a furry. Despicable.
Birdseyes fish fingers. Gets their tails wagging. That one?
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Grannies pubes
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Update: I'm alive
Did yeh find out what was in the bag?
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That clip ends just before my favourite line from that film
"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"
Ken, it's a shame
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Why did they refer to the pole as a signpost in the headline?
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Reasons to be Cheerful
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Ah, fair play BM. I take it all back.
How did you get on wi that Caribbean Tonic wine? I've not been around here in a while.