tinkerbelle

Forget all the petty bickering for a couple of minutes, sit back, enjoy. http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-11/05/jetman-fly-plane-emirates-dubai

Mozza Evans

Nice to see that you have mellowed since you last ventured into this part of the pie.

They are a bit so so at times. Used to love the fresh doughnuts that the wee woman used to make at the old Ingliston market. Hygiene could be suspect at times but they were worth the risk.

I'm not sure, oh well, fuckit then, If you say so then I must be.

Usually for a w**k you need a p***k, so which part of our new double act are you then?

No.

Once again the bullying collective have got their way and the delivery driver has delivered. What exactly did Mags do that broke the rules? (whatever the rules are)

Sorry aficionados but i have tried, truly i have but, this entire series, so far, has been utter cack.

Sitting in the hoose with the curtains shut and all the other lights off to try and keep the guisers away cos i want all the sweeties for myself

Nice watch. Hairy hands! Mozza, be aware!

Shut the front door

Nah, Breitling. Never heard of Invicta but just googled them and they have a few interesting designs.

My "cheap tat" as someone on here once stated. Guess i should get it cleaned.

At Christmas we always leave milk and cookies out for santa. At Hallowe'en we leave out beans on ghost.

Saw my first Christmas tree tonight. Kev23, shag f**k oot o her but make sure to take a few photos so that when it all goes tits up you will have the ability to blackmail her for a few quid to tide you over. hth.

The wife reversed the motor against a post yesterday which left a huge dirty scuff mark on the door and back wheelarch. I called her a few rude names then set about cleaning the scuff marks off. Got all the marks off with one of those kitchen sponge things. Only problem now though is trying to get rid of all the tiny scratches in the paintwork that the sponge thing caused. She called me a few more rude names.

Having to pretend that i live in Cape Verdi in order to have the right time on my posts in here.

Doctors has morphed in Eastenders. Poor woman has a miscarriage then Howard proposed to her. Then he nips away to get her a cup of tea and drops dead on his way back with it. Dafuq is that all about?

Christine looks like she could be Kathys maw.

I, along with most people know next to nothing about car engines but when i hear a passing car that has something wrong with it then along with most people i kind of know there is something wrong. When i heard the helibobter above me that night as i stood at my backdoor then straightaway i told her indoors that i thought there was something wrong with it. I joked with the missus next day that it would be strange if it was the same one that had crashed. It wasnt until months later that it turned out that it was the same one. Guess i just have to take the word of the experts that it ran out of fuel and no other cause.

It was posted up here on one of the threads. The boy was raging as his email address had been posted up for all to see.

Is that just an excuse for you to do a TechnoViking impersonation as you strut about a nightclub on your own?

It was the babies dinner.