tinkerbelle

How many people do a wee secret shoulder shuffle when the dancing Confused.com advert comes on?

The worlds most detailed photo? 45 Gigapixel camera. See if you can find the Baseball park. http://www.gigapan.com/gigapans/48492 works great on an iPad. It can be zoomed in close enough to read a registration plate.

Very sad

I have been teetotal for 120 hours. At roughly 7pm this evening, I am going to fall off the wagon in spectacular fashion.

My car has had more bangs than Jordon. I reckon you could park a car anywhere in an empty car park and guaranteed somebody will park next to you. Think it's called safety in numbers.

Getting a parking ticket in a shops car park is a bit silly really. Only an utter, utter twat would drive into the middle of Glasgow today, put the wrong postcode into the sat nav then proceed to drive down the bus lane at Nelson Mandela.

It would have been my 30th wedding anniversary today. would have been if it wasn't for the fact that we split up after a couple of years

I once bought a Daihatsu Applause from Arnold Clark. It turned out to be clapped out.

It was more burst sofa!

Those twats that all stand clapping on the balcony whilst chief twat rings the bell at the end of day at the New York stock exchange. Nobody that is left on the trading floor ever gives them a second glance. Twats.

Game usually have old phones on sale so you could see what they offer.

My old neighbours were not evil but the guy was too cocky for my liking and he had too many smart comments at my expense that made him think that he was the Alpha male. When I put my house up for sale, his son offered to buy it but for 3 grand under the asking price. He said he couldn't afford the full price. If he had bought the place then their family would have had a very large corner plot with plenty of scope for expansion. They thought that I would just roll over and sell to them. I sold to a housing association and the house is now used as temporarily accommodation for homeless families. Maybe I was the evil one.

My local has a loyalty card. I have built up £40 worth of free drink on it so far. Happy days.

Last Orders. Utter,Utter,Utter x 1,000,000. Brilliant old school British film. Full of top notch, bona fide, proper stars and just a great storyline. edit. fuxsake! Thought this was great but then Brighton Rock was on next! Excuse me whilst I wipe myself on the curtains!

Easy Easy

Yul Brynner played a Russian General in the 1956 film Anastasia. He was born in my favourite sounding place Vladivostok.

The new Quick Quid advert where Eugene needs a few bob to get his car fixed.

Go Philpy

She's a brave woman

Swings and roundabouts reall but I prefer Silk finish as it can be wiped clean a bit better.

I reckon she would be such a dirty that she would wipe your cock on the curtains afterwards.

Sorry about that. Don't know how to use spoilers so have removed that part of post so as not to ruin things for others although knowing what the press are like the whole place will probably soon know.

http://i.imgur.com/YkTlcUx.gifv Ronda fight gif.

What an absolute bundle of laughs it must be in those scriptwriters meetings. I would hate to live in their world as they seem to think that everybody lives in abject misery and nobody is allowed to be normal and happy.

Single girl? "How you doing?"