Tennent's Lager#1

Perth must be one of the most tragic places for a night out. A hope they dont charge an entrance fee into that loft place.

Cant believe am actually this excited about a computer game but a cant wait for it to come out. Can imagine the town being quiet the first week this is out. Ive started playing San Andreas again. Brilliant game but a hate how the first hospital is in the Ballas area as you leave and straight away got about 10 folk chasing you again. Died 2 times in a row because of that. The game seems more difficult than it was when a was 12 haha.

That irish burd will be getting scissored tae f**k.

Took me weeks to complete that. Got lucky completing it and honestly think I would still struggle now to do that mission. A loved the pills in Vice City that made the character have mutant strength, was class hooking folk 60 feet in the air.

If Messi was disabled, then yes!

Should have guessed he was a Killie fan.

When people say 'night night' on their status. What makes it more annoying is they will usually post something 20 minutes later.

To be fair, dead people can't read facebook either

Does he think her face is a window?

You need to get your maw telt, if you give her a time to wake you up she should do it, f**k alarm clocks.

Delayed hangover shite?

To be fair, the Norseman is a lot worse.

David Walliams constantly getting questions wrong thinking it's funny, it's not you c**t. Most of the people on that show should be shot.

Referee

Kick

Also known as the bridge to civilization.

What trophy is that? I usually only know trophies that matter.

It's just not. It offers nothing.

This coming from someone who lives in Fife.

Cringe

HibeeJibee must be on holiday.

Expensive

Confused

I'm sure I've seen cans of the stuff in the shops where I live. If I remember I'll have a look. Never seen it on draught though.