I went to a Catholic school, so that was a pretty good excuse for them to pin Irish flags up in the lunch hall on St. Patrick's Day. They'd been put up a few days before and everyone was told it was to mark the occasion, we also had Vatican flags for the Pope's visit. However, they usually just had flags representing the nationalities of teachers and pupils at the school (Canada, South Africa, England and a few others). I thought the tricolour idea was a load of bollocks, tbh. Anyway, one of my pals came in with a Union Jack with 'GORGIE AGGRO SDL' plastered over it with a black marker pen, whic he'd done in the common room. He pinned it up on the top balcony where everyone could see it. It looked scummy as f**k tbh, but all of the apologist weegie teachers in our school (about 85%) were furious, as were a few other belms. For this reason I thought it was quite funny as ewanLTID doesn't do mock-outrage. Pal got suspended for the rest of the week, think he's unemployed now.
Someone also shat their pants in Geography in S2.
That was about it - my school was shit.
Edit: kinda bored, here's a picture of my graduation: