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Haven't seen this posted anywhere else. Pretty grim photo, especially the weird eye. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-02/mummified-german-sailor-on-drifting-yacht-died-of-heart-attack/7215498 Wouldn't have fancied being the one to remove him

Kid at my laddies school called Neo.

Sure auld Jim Oliver will take care of you if he's still cutting about at Clach.

Bacteria

It's like hal & dave fro a space odyssey!!!

This ones all growded up though (to an extent). The breakdowns will come though.

Wtf is happening with all this current pish!!!??!??

Entrepreneur you say? Does Lord Sugar know of this competition. You do make me smile. You're a bit like Timmy Mallet. Irritating as f**k but occasionally coming out with some funny quips.

Swiss army knife of business and it has got to be the greatest partridge-esque quote I have ever read in my life. Kudos.

Forget all the important questions ask why you're not in fifa 16. What a fucking tube!!!

I was forgetting that not too long ago the old firm were ready to f**k off to England until the FA sent them home with their tails between their legs. Then the proclamations came that the 'Scottish game needs us'. Imagine this kinky, sevco and sellick did get their desired move south and this fubar came out. Do you really think that the FA would have fannied about. Your club would have been given a 'do not pass go, do not collect £200, go straight to jail'. Your new club would currently be playing in the juniors trying to give anyone at the sfa a bj to get a foot up. meanwhile the other arse cheek is floating between lower premiership/ top championship not really complaining because they're getting truckloads of money saying it was all for the benefit of the Scottish game. Still, we're just diddies, know the square root of f**k all and should be grateful to have these wonderfully sectarian institutions in our lives. Maybe now Chucky has been fucked over he'll be able to tell us once and for all who has the deeds.

Dunno. Surprised someone's not checked the IP address. Seems to be a favourite trick round these parts.

I've wondered the exact same thing. But nothing. Its like he doesn't exist to them. He's Verbal Kint. Although that would make him some kind of mastermind, which if it was a parody account would be Barry but if he's a sevconian then that's pure pish

Football Manager 2016. wow.you're making yourself seem like a plooky faced youth all the time

Please tell me this isn't what they're writing complaints about?

You're making it sound like the new world order and those who don't comply will be terminated for not complying. Those who break the law must go back to the house of pain.

Sorry, you've lost me. What's the moral of the story? If you smoked 60 jps a day for 30 years and got cancer the moral of the story would be 'don't smoke you could get cancer'. The above is just gibberish. Just saying.

Outwith the arseholes at the rangers and the Scottish media do you honestly think anyone believes a word this twat says? Its already been posted glibs contradicting statements from 2012 and the horrific piece that was released the other day. King makes Arthur Daley look like an alter boy. Level with us, is this a parody account cos this is fucking hilarious !

He did have a point about Neverending Story

That kind of talk gets you tarred as being a kafflick over there. Think King has put in£1.5m. The legend of the diminishing warchest has never really been answered. Then you take the magic hat knowing that the club need £2.5m to see out the season then proclaiming that he's going to be buying £1mill in January. He has to be playing to the masses while privately thinking 'what the f**k have I got myself in to'. Yet, we have to believe that we need these cheating b*****ds other wise we will suffer the Seven Plagues Of Egypt as summoned by Glib & Shameless. The thing that does not exist amongst the Rangers is humility. It's lacking. We are all to blame for their ebts, side contracts, tax avoidance (being caught once is bad enough but twice? M'on tae f**k. Any other club (excluding Celtic) would have been hung out to dry. All credit to them, Hearts fans rallied round and did everything required of them to make sure their club didn't die. Rangers fans sat back and blamed everyone out with their own club as if Scottish football did this too them not the people they trusted to run their club. Can I feel sorry for the calamity that is Rangers? No. Do I feel sorry for rangers fans? No. In this day and age do we really need tv contracts that are based on the reliance of religious hatred? Apparently so. This is something that I find the most fucked up thing. Yet our governing body has been complicit in all of this. The man at the helm accepted one of the ebts ffs. Mibbe rugbys not so bad after all.

Needless to say no-one in the media will point out glibs mistakes. "er, sorry dave, you weren't demoted. You had to re-apply, which by the way, didn't follow the standard process. Still, it's for the greater good". What a fucking c**t of a human being!! Shove your threats up your arse you fucking shitweasel.

http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=289297#entry1062979491 Favourite comment BF2, on 12 Nov 2015 - 09:11 AM, said: what exactly are we to be punished for that we haven't been punished for already? Don't think there has been one, has there?

I would have thought that they would have been null and void going to no-one with it marked in the history books as 'cheating c*nts ruined the season for everyone' Did the highland league not have this issue and the runners up refused to take the honours by default.

These upcoming events are the only time I'd love to be selected for jury duty.