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Posts posted by Lisa Cuddy
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20 minutes ago, throbber said:
I don't know but when I find out, I'll have them shove you back in and beat you with sticks.
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Impractical Jokers is fucking awful. I'm stunned by the number of seemingly sane, intelligent people I know that actually like that set-up pish.
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- 1. Smart TV -yes
- 2. Dyson vacuum cleaner -yes
- 3. Barbeque - don't even have a garden
- 4. Vinyl records - no
- 5. iMac - no
- 6. Nutribullet - f**k no
- 7. Antler or Samsonite luggage - I've got an Antler somewhere but it's in the cellar
- 8. Wood burning stove - no
- 9. Spiralizer - oh f**k off
- 10. Mulberry bag - no, but it's the dream
- 11. Matching coasters - yes. Why is this middle class? It's just not being a scaff
- 12. Boiling water taps - no
- 13. Hot tub - no
- 14. Aga range cooker - no
- 15. Smeg fridge - no
- 16. Brompton bike - no
Not remotely middle class.
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Congratulations, StandFree!
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4 hours ago, Marr1 said:
Got this yesterday, just for shits and giggles.
Some of the photos of folk claiming to be 18 are fucking hilarious.There's been some fucking hard paper rounds going on around here.
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1 hour ago, throbber said:
My girlfriend is out on Wednesday night if you want to swing by mine.I'm working, mate.
I've got a ticket to see Chris Brookmyre talk about his latest book this afternoon though if you're free? It's only an hour so you'd only need to watch the kids for 2 hours.
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12 minutes ago, ICTChris said:
I think Adam and LM are going to end up meeting each other on Tinder and it'll be a modern version of the pina colada song.
I'm waiting for Sweet Pete and his bottle of rose.
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5 minutes ago, Rugster said:
your wife approves of this?
Not at all. I had one look and deleted the app. Ugh.
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7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
Wouldn't expect to hear him singing The Sash My Phather Wore either.
He won't Phollow Phollow.
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50 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:
Phergus sings the Bhlues
With a name like that, I'd have thought Phields of Anthenry would have been more likely.
Eta: or even Phields Oph Anthenry. Lol.
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Fucking phone call at half 10 woke me up and now I'm lying here wide awake. p***k.
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1 hour ago, Zen Archer said:
More importantly, buffet or soup and steak pie?
Steak pie. With the sausages in. I've already ordered it from the butcher.
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13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
Not had one of them since I was about 17. Regular Saturday mornings waking up on a friend's floor, clinging on to the carpet for dear life. Felt like being on the waltzers.
I need food that is greasy and beige. I cannot drive today.
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I am so very hungover. Not the brutal, vomit-strewn, stomach churning mess type hangover, the sore head room spin type.
I don't think I can adult today.
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I got Mr Mime today. He's a creepy little b*****d.
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15 minutes ago, Kyle said:
I'm up to 138 now. Venusaur, Charizard, Raichu, Alakazam and.... Weezing left to get. Managed to get Tauros, but still without Kangaskhan and Farfetch'd.
The buddy system will help, but means a but load of walking.
Unless you're sitting on my couch. For some reason, in one particular spot, the GPS can't decide where I am. My avatar runs about daft (I've had to tell it I'm a passenger twice this evening) and I've hatched a few eggs and discovered some magikarp candies, all while watching Bake Off.
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Pancakes and churros in a BAKE off? No wonder BBC aren't prepared to pay more to keep it on. They've lost the plot.
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Rest bite?
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16 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:
Been listening to this a lot recently. Very underrated IMO.
Not by me it isn't. One of my favourites.
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18 minutes ago, Rugster said:
I bet you don't feel like such a fucking big man for slagging me about my sandwiches now, do you?
I knew about Space Raiders. I also know you can make little cars out of Transform-A-Snack. Your 16 hour old toast sandwiches are disgusting.
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Cheque books
Note pads
Fountain pens
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On 05/09/2016 at 22:57, Scotty Tunbridge said:
Any reason why tonight episode had the same opening as taken?
No, but it matters not.
Grant Mitchell
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33 minutes ago, Rugster said:
You're all weirdos.
Says the man eating 16 hour old toast. Fucking oddball.
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Gabapentin. I can't make out the markings on the others though.