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Posts posted by Lisa Cuddy
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1 hour ago, Adam said:
Give her her due, 2016 has been a bit of a shanner. David Bowie, wee Ronnie Corbett, Cue Card pumping me (twice!) Alan Rickman, Arnold Palmer, my cat Bentley dying, Prince, George Michael, Europe losing the Ryder Cup, my marriage going down the shitter, Caroline Aherne, the fact that Phil Taylor is still alive, my ceiling collapsing, Brexit, my Maw and Da basically abandoning me by moving 400 miles away (or something like that...) Donald Trump, and Clyde still can't seem to get out of the basement league.
Only glad Kauto died last year or I might have hanged myself.
So aye, here's to a better 2017. After this year, my resolution is to be alive, nothing moref**k off. Bentley was my cat.
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31 minutes ago, jamamafegan said:
I was on the other side of the world and they weren't showing it in the cinema. What's your excuse?I work 13+ hour days and I'm a single mum to two young children
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1 hour ago, jamamafegan said:
I've been given not one, but two copies of the Oasis film Supersonic. My friends and family know me too well. FOOKIN MADFERIT
I've not seen it yet. Gonnae send us one?
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Oh, Maggie
I'm only up to season 5, just finished with the Terminus stuff (my favourite thing so far) so that's all I really came here to add.
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I actually guessed that was meant to be Michelle and then dismissed the idea as utterly fucking ridiculous.
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Why are you all funding these women and divorcing them? Mugs.
Anyway, divorce is a doddle. You just need more practice.
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Bristol Airport security are jumped-up jobsworth p***ks who could do with a real security threat from time to time just to make them realise what constitutes threat and what doesn't. Bullied at school and too thick for the army. Napoleon Complex as standard.
c***s.
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24 minutes ago, throbber said:
I don't actually dislike him as passionately as it would have seemed from my earlier comments but he does come across as pretentious.He's fit as f**k.
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On 04/12/2011 at 23:35, Mr Sugden said:
Thought that it had the makings of something good, but 'the act' was just too extreme to make it a plausible storyline.
The pig did look quite attractive from the rear mind you.
On 04/12/2011 at 23:38, Satans_Husband said:I thought it was an OK piece of television but at times it felt very Chris Morris. I agree that the act was far too extreme to make the plot have any kind of plausibility so it never felt dramatic to me. Why Charlie Brooker has been namedropping The Twilight Zone regularly in regards to these programmes is a mystery as I couldn't see any real connection at all.
On 05/12/2011 at 00:43, Broccoli Dog said:PM gonna f**k a pig LOL
Lol.
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8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
AwkwardIt's a difference of opinion. That's not awkward.
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3 minutes ago, knee jerk reaction said:
I absolutely hate the look at me i'm giving to charity posts. "I'm not giving cards this Xmas, i'm donating to..." if you are donating to charity then great, no need to tell everyone to try and make yourself look good! add this tag a mate crap and Facebook is seriously annoying right now.
I do this for the simple reason that I don't want others to think I've just ignored the cards they've sent or that I just couldn't be bothered sending them.
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14 minutes ago, endieinreekie said:
Yeah, but what about the bouncy castle?? Boom!!
Wahey!
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2 hours ago, Sweet Pete said:
You had your chance. You could have left the car and taken a carry out on the bouncy castle.
No I couldn't. You burst it.
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7 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:
I took you to a party on Saturday! It's someone else's turn now.
I was driving though. That doesn't count!
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24 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said:
Might appear on here if Grimbo/8mile are pals with you on twitter...I don't think I could bear to actively subject myself to such a thing.
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32 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:
You can come along with me to mine if you like, it's a day out on the 23rd with breakfast buffet and beers at 9am in the office, then into the city for a noon lunch booking, then ching, booze and strippers until we pass out. 20 of us going.
I'm off that day, can I come?
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1 hour ago, The Minertaur said:
Came on to post the same thing. Thankfully my name hasn't made the meme community yet so I should be safe!
There's also "I'm looking for my boyfriend - please tag him!". Do people not have lives? Have people really nothing better to do than posting crap on the internet?
Oh....
12 minutes ago, RiG said:All those stupid memes about "The top ten bad girls who won't get anything from Santa this year" or "Top 20 lads who always pull on a night out".
My name will thankfully never appear on these things.
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"I'm looking for *name*. Can you tag him/her for me" memes.
f**k off.
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1 hour ago, throbber said:
The song was out in the summer of 2007 so its strange that you are bringing this up now.
It came up on some Spotify playlist a couple of days ago and it's been annoying the shit out of me ever since.
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That song Foundations by Kate Nash.
"You said I must eat so many lemons 'cause I am so bitter"
Would you not just chuck someone for that absolutely fucking dreadful patter rather than hold on to the cracks in your foundations? Silly bint.
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1 hour ago, welshbairn said:
He created the adversity for himself. People were pretty gentle with him when he came back until he started spouting guff about Skidmarks inventing the email to his employers to make poor Grimbo look bad.
What's really odd about that is that most had come around to the thought that it was 8mile behind it. It's not like grimbo to make it all about him at all! Very strange.
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On 03/12/2016 at 08:22, Lisa Cuddy said:
Lee isn't a shitebag. He's in on it. He was desperate to get himself and Whitney out and he stashed the guy's wallet rather than use it to identify him.
Called it.
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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It's a bit late for that...