Lisa Cuddy
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Just now, Sergeant Wilson said:
What's wrong with the one you've got?
It's never fit him right since you borrowed it.
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Oh, Throbber
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Beer in vending machines? In a chemical plant?
Well that can't possibly have an adverse outcome!
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Congratulations, she's beautiful.
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53 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:
You'll be fine. Just remember that they don't give you painkillers until you wake up from the anaesthetic and scream for them.
@Lisa Cuddy seems like a good sort; I'm sure she'll be waiting with the syringe, and not eating Quality Street at the nurse's station
Mate, if there's painkillers going, I'm having them.
I don't eat Nestlé either
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14 minutes ago, Swarley said:
9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
Well now that you two have sprayed fluids over your screens, my work is done.
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12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
Oh I'm sorry - try and puke up whatever it is. Or flush it out with vodka.
I think it's pork. Or jism.
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12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
You should be more careful about what goes in your mouth.
Why do you make everything I say filthy?
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I think I've given myself food poisoning*.
*exaggeration
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Piano leg
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Just now, Adam said:
Cheers, basically going to be forever alone, living with my cat and cry wanking myself to sleep now. I hope you're pleased with yourself!I told you she was a wrong'un. You didn't listen. I'm not happy so much as I am smug
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3 hours ago, Adam said:
Ah I see!
I am lucky that I live about a two minute walk from my kids' school, so wouldn't have time for a coffee.
Nah think I got binned because I've got kids and she's just realised that I'll always be putting them first (had arranged to see her tonight but had to cancel as their Maw is working).
It's basically all her fault.Cock block me, ya c**t, I'll cock block you.
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28 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:
These things will happen if you keep insisting on pics or GTF.
The key word is "unsolicited".
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4 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:
Here's me thinking sending dick pics was a no no. I've been doing Tinder wrong, clearly.
Unsolicited dick pics are wrong. I never get unsolicited dick pics.
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Just now, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:
PM sent. x
You busy this week or...?
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1 hour ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:
I'm never quite sure whether the impressed noise a lady makes on first sighting is the fact that I am circumcised or the fact I have an enormous cock.
Pics or GTF
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2 hours ago, Rugster said:
Strachan out she's saying
Like her mum!
Lucky girl, given the alternative.
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1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:
I was out pottering about in the garden and the thought has crossed my mind. Think i need to drive later, unfortunately.
Amateur. Have a drink now. When she asks you to drive later "aw, I've had a drink". Then, as you're not driving, you may as well have a drink.
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1 minute ago, DI Bruce Robertson said:
My cock ring?Just now, supermik said:No but close
Anal beads?
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I haven't got a clue what Aidan's posted by the way.
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Just now, Miguel Sanchez said:
And the monkey.
All Kipling bags have the monkey. It's their thing! They've all got names too. This one is called Brita. The one on my other Kipling bag is called Lucia.
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2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:
I feel as if I've seen that bag before.
Mine? They're a popular handbag manufacturer. It's quite likely.
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2 minutes ago, monkeyblair said:
Technically you couldn't put that 'in' a coat stand you could put it on one.
That's what was confusing me..
I thought I said "on" :huh:
2 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said:Everyday fucking object!
It is! I use it every day!
1 minute ago, DI Bruce Robertson said:We get it, you've bought yourself a nice handbag!
Copyright KB.I've got fucking loads of them actually.
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4 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said:
Cuddy, are you at work & only able to post between saving lives?
Every day, saving those kids lives...
No, I work with the elderly and no one gets in without a DNACPR. I'm off today so I'm mostly on POF, WhatsApp and Kik scouting for cock.
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Reasons to be Cheerful
in The General Nonsense Forum
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What's the point since you burst the arse in it?
Actually, never mind, it's good...