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13 hours ago, Sweet Pete said:

 

Ric was an oddity. He added me on Facebook a few years ago, when he was still on here, and would comment instantly on literally any status I posted to argue that black was white, no matter what the subject or context. Comment after comment of arguments below anything I put on Facebook. This went on for months until one day he deleted every single comment under every single status and deleted his Facebook account. It got to the point where me, Breaking Decency and FFCSAM would just tag him in any random comment without explanation purely to irritate him for being such a weirdo. A strange character.

 

Totally. 

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Just now, G_Man1985 said:

 

Lol I don't have facebook. But meh.

Sorry guys I tried

 

Don't give us your shite. You used to have Facebook and you know fine well. 

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Just now, G_Man1985 said:

 

Indeed. Gestational diabetes :-)

 

Yeah but then you posted a golden shower challenge video on Facebook so I deleted you and declared us even.

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12 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:

Lisa you owe me a favour. :-).

Do I? 

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4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Is it Eric?

No. It's Laura Stevenson. 

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5 minutes ago, pandarilla said:

 

Is it cuddy? That would be some affliction.

 

No. Even my parents aren't that shit. 

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It said:

Merry Xmas Lisa M x

Thing is, my name's not even Lisa. 

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1 minute ago, 1320Lichtie said:

 

What jobs are they?

 

Grim rimming.

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1 minute ago, ICTChris said:

 

Pete is going to be your David Gest, the really weird one that has everyone convinced you've lost it.
 

 

That's the dream

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Just now, Sweet Pete said:

 

You'll be married again by then. And, like, 50.


So about 6 months from now.

 

I'm not getting married again. I'm just going for a string of casual short-term partners until there's an STD named after me. You know, like you have. 

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Just now, Sweet Pete said:

I can't wait until my public divorce

Me either, sweetcheeks x

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3 minutes ago, throbber said:

 

I don't think Chris had much of a chance anyway, a real weirdo.

 

You could at least be honest and tell him that you PMd me months ago, throbs. 

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8 minutes ago, Adam said:

 

Aye, that's what Sunday is for!

Takes a year from when you can prove you are apart to begin proceedings on the cheap(!), so come August, I can get shot of her for being a pain in the arse.

 

I'm working Sunday, fannybaws. 

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Just now, Adam said:

 

Get round and see your kids, I want to go out.

 

I wanted a free night to myself where I didn't have to get up for work in the morning. Life's a bitch, eh?

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23 minutes ago, Adam said:

I got married six years ago today at this exact moment. I'm having a beer just now to celebrate the fact that a year from now, I will be divorced. I'm sure Lisa Cuddy won't mind me posting this...

f**k up, you pain in the arse c**t. 

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How are we only just finding out that Stand Free was a grass? I thought he just stalked about the forum looking for posters he didn't like to argue with. I didn't realise he was a snitch as well. 

I'm quite disappointed by the revelation to be honest. 

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Imagine being the guy that got the seat after the doctor had been kicked off though. Awkward. 

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4 hours ago, welshbairn said:

You should have paid at the pump you blithering idiot.

You should have added "like your dad did for your mum".

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4 minutes ago, Dindeleux said:

My wee kitten (or evil nutcase as she should be called) is now a fully grown cat who spends most of her time outside and has caught fleas.

On the same week that we've brought our daughter home from hospital this is not great timing and the poor wee thing is banished to the utility room.

Couple of questions:

How long does the flea stuff take to work? I put it on last night as soon as I spotted one but unsure how long I should leave it before I let her back in the main building of the house.

Do you think these fleas have anything to do with me bringing the baby home, I mean could the stress of this made her more susceptible to getting fleas or is it just bad timing?

And finally, if you need to check through the hair of quite a thick haired cat, and she will rip your face off at the sign of any contact other than that initiated by her and exactly how she likes it, what's the best option? Running a wee cat comb through her and seeing what comes out?

If she goes out without flea protection, she'll get fleas, stress or not. Ignore the crap in supermarkets and pet shops and get the proper stuff from the vet. You'll need to treat her and the whole house. 

I used the Frontline stuff for mine and it was sorted in a couple of days. The fleas that are on the cat start dying and falling off but if you can get a comb through the fur even better. Remember to treat preventatively regularly or she'll just keep getting them. 

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I have a day to myself, the sun's out and I have no idea what to do with it. I can't spend it drinking as I'm working tomorrow. I'm watching an episode of Mad Men while I consider my options. 

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14 minutes ago, wellfan09 said:

 

Nurse shoes imo

 

And I still don't like them.

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3 minutes ago, wellinwigan said:

Pics or gtf

I choose gtf. You first. 

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6 minutes ago, throbber said:

 

They'll think I'm going to be masturbating though.

 

So? They probably thought that about me too. 

Probably rightly. 

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Just now, throbber said:

 

Were you assuming that the person searching you was making assumptions about what the batteries were for?

 

Yes. 

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Just now, Kmeister said:

That is what the self service checkouts are for.

I went through the shop and scan till in tesco a few weeks back with a bottle of wine and a pack of 30 AA batteries. Stopped for an age/random check. It's not always a good alternative.