Border Reiver

Armageddon in Dumfries how would the locals tell the difference ?

charles de la grande maison said he bought and paid for all titles and trophies so I'd guess him. I would also ruin my pants if it turned out Charlie had them rented out to the blue vermin.

No you really don't, you are sad pathetic troll who's spare time is taken up hiding Celtic strips in sports direct, Cakes in supermarkets and making imaginary friends in a run down B&B.

No word about a nomad in the club statement? Will they not need one to be listed and for King to fleece the fans sorry I meant new share offer? Can somebody with more knowledge on these issues clarify?

What a load of pish, Hearts have a good system set out and what looks like a decent coach in Neilson, compare that to fat Sally and his bare arsed target practice, all you can eat buffet and hour a day training. Yeah it's just that he has it easy.

But.... but.... but his poor wee wife is a kafflik and he'll be good enough no to listen to his folk songs when she's at hame so he can't be a bigot.

Lucas should never of changed the scene where Han shot Greedo in the cantina. I take it that's the Star Wars "h" word debate ?

He'd have to as drool turns paper to mush.

Begging fans to fix up the slum on the cheap, dignity right out the door. Perhaps they can flood DIY SOS with begging letters too.

No.8's name is Chris Graham ?

Can't believe Jim never asked while Charlie was in the hospital if a doctor had a go at clearing up his rangersitis.

Surely if they are all around you that would make them the majority, which is most people's view and is easily confirmed when seen home or away.

Bennett, No8, Tedi, forever blue and you are all here so there is every chance.

Tell me O wise sage what part of Rangers death was caused by chasing Killie, as as far as I can ascertain the only thing Killie have up on the dear departed is the fact they have still got a pulse.

Many a negative post on poor Craig, A man for all we know is innocent. Maybe misunderstood, just so desperate to keep the lights on at Ibrox that with a heavy heart he had to default on tax. Let's not think of him as this broken husk, but remember him as the man who brought joy and laughter to countless millions, The man that put rangers out of it's misery.

As is soap, a comb and toothpaste one presumes to all you slum dwelling orcs.

You've got to hand it to Mike Ashley as a business colossus, all us p&ds are thinking he's in it for European exposure. Mikey Ashley is one step ahead with outside of the box blue sky big picture thinking he will use rangers and the Dallas Cowboys tie in to take sports direct to the USA. You heard it here first I've got the email in my pocket and will show you it later.

In two minds always want us to beat the Jams but I've money on my maroon brethren to win the league. Mea culpa

Bennett not taking today's news well. Vicky may I suggest you protest by boycotting hiding the Celtic rags in sports direct, Yes I know it's your only meaningful pursuit but it would sure show Mike Ashley. edited fur shpelling

It's not very often that the oxygen thief makes me laugh but that did. Perhaps I'm coming down with something.

Just can't see Ashley get much bang for his buck. Stadium name and or shirt sponsor for what will be one or two qualifiers with maybe a one in a hundred chance of the group stages would seem like a long shot.

The champions league only allows advertising from official sponsors at the grounds.

Talk of Mike Ashley wanting the sports direct brand getting European exposure on the back of new rangers is pie in the sky. Surely there must be a cheaper way in which once a year some Eastern European back water gets to learn of sports direct. Not to mention the chances of fat Sally getting his cheque book globetrotters to a European qualifying spot is unlikely.

Who's Merlin ?