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Friedrich Engels

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  1. vacant position

    we are currently recruiting for the position of "Ra people".

    applications are welcome from fans of every Scottish league football club for this once in a generation opportunity to be Ra People of Scottish football. you will be well educated to the level of bigot (or similar). have a keen interest in Northern Irish Unionism. hating Catholics for no reason whatsoever would be an advantage for this role but not essential as brainwashing full training will be provided. Primary school levels of oral and written skill are essential for this position.

    some travel is available with this opportunity, we expect that you as Ra People will embarrass the rest of Scottish football on your business abroad. full training classes are provided to the lucky candidate, classes like- sectarian singing 101, fight the polis, wreck the joint- the science of Manchester and how to insult your hosts are offered to provide the tools for success.

    hours- this is not just a job, this is a lifestyle, you will be committed to 90 mins per week between late July and May, the vast majority of Ra People will not need to attend any game whatsoever, the couch is as good as the stadium

    pay- all employees are broo'd right up, (don't tell anyone but we also offer side contractswink.gif a wee brucie bonus for you)

    uniform will be provided

  2. Well, it's happened. I've officially pulled a girl in this thread. Thankfully not the main focus of the photo. Honest, guv. :ph34r:

    No, no effin way Paco old bean, you can't just come on this thread, hit us with that wee teaser then go. get the pic up and declare which bird you pulled. get it telt

  3. Have happened upon ownership of a supposed limited edition Glenfiddich 'Snow Phoenix' from when their distillery roof caved in and they made a blend of everything they could salvage. Has anyone had it? If so, should I drink it or keep it and sell it?

    i have had the Snow Phoenix, drink or keep? i drank it, it was smashing. it all depends on what you want to do, at near £100 a pop it is an expensive dram, it is certain to increase in worth so is a sound investment in the long long term, you will not see much profit on it for years so be prepared for a long wait, i heard that they got very near 20,000 bottles out the salvaged casks, so limited but not that limited if you get me.

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    Dopey,the cross dressing dwarf on a night out with the ugly sisters from Cinderella

    Cant wait for the Dick Whittington & Puss In Boots photo!!!

    Snow White? mair like Joe White. that is probably a sexual fetish to him, his face says miserable but his libido is screaming with ecstasy. his cock was as hard as Chuck Norris's punch bag when he was getting that photo taken, the other two took turns kicking his nuts to orgasm later on that night

    the one at the right hand side has the biggest eye brow iv'e ever seen

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    is the boy on the right doing OK after his stroke?

    edit to add- the guy second from the right is the oldest looking young guy i've ever seen.

    there was an urban legend when i was young that if a llama spat on your face it would age you faster. this is what i think has happened to this guy, grogged on by a llama, the dirty beast

  6. I'm quite fancying getting a bottle of whisky for once my exams are done but have no idea about how much I should be spending for something half decent. How much should I spending for something I should be able to enjoy without adding water or ice?

    I would go for Dalmore, their 12 year old. it is quite a smooth whisky, not peaty, which can put alot of people of whisky. you will get that for about £40.

    if unsure. go in to a shop which specialises in whisky (Robert Graham's, the whisky shop etc) and ask for some advice, i always do this and it inevitably leads to me leaving the shop half cut due to free tastings.

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