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Woohoo

I went to the Glasgow live show last year and our seating was fucking horrendous, ringside it said but was 10 rows back and there was a kid who stood on his seat the whole time blocking my view

And that ladies and gentlemen is why the loft should be avoided

Amy Cameron? She was in my class at school, she is a lot fucking worse in real life. I don't think I could ever pump her or that vicki, so you cracowjambo has got gigantic balls just for doing that

I could accuse you of theft as I had each of those phones at one point in time.

The loft really is a treacherous place. However with ice factory a nightmare of a walk when your cut, city still being redeveloped/knocked down and zoo ironically having the perfect nightclub name I always choose loft when I'm not going to Dundee. I think I have had my picture taken twice at loft, and I am suprised one never ended up on this thread so now I avoid the camera

I've been unemployed for 3 weeks, had my first interview yesterday and have been told that if I'm successful, ill have to wait 2 weeks to start work. I'm bored as feck already. God knows what I'm going to be like by then

Could you imagine if the had ecclestones doctor with smiths one, 2 complete contrasts more than likely arguing with each other while David tennants would be thinking to himself.

"Let me lick your tears" Scott tenorman must die will forever be the greatest episode

Without a doubt this was the best moment of my childhood. Many years later in re we were watching this Simpson episode, I was struggling not to laugh like a madman at this rant

"Press any key" "Where's the any key?"

Jumping Springfield gorge.

http://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=550889704944800&id=220285598005214&set=a.550886364945134.1073741840.220285598005214&ref=m_notif&notif_t=feed_comment_reply&__user=618796338 So as usual loft has put up pictures. And a troll has managed to cause a war on this picture.

Went to the shop for my morning papers and find something for lunch, walking past the crisps I see johnnies onion rings, a favourite from my youth, so I grab a packet, manage to walk home, and go to open them up, only to realise that I've picked up a bag of cheese & onion squares that some turd has placed in the onion rings.

Sorry I should have added in if I don't answer my phone because its shit signal, can't hear it or in passed out in my bed she rings me until I answer and then goes mad down the phone for making her worried

On this website so Matty your gonna have the choice of princess of paradise or kara_hibee Choose wisely. My birds okay with everything I do, she does however have this annoying habit when I'm out of phoning me randomly to see how I am, and then phoning to make sure I get home okay.

The clothing choice was simply for the lunchtime kickabout. Why get half decent clothes Mankit playing football?

Or in my case trackies & a football top

What kind of work is this sweet pete?

I did that, now I'm banned

What like Dunfermline? I now expect to see masterton threaten to nuke Edinburgh unless all debts are cleared

Next door neighbours child is running around its garden screaming "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" my god im tempted to boot its mother in the pie unless she gets it to behave.

Lets just bomb cartman

MDF doesn't curve or cup like wooden skirting either, bends easier as well if your fitting it on round walls, I'd rather fit it than timber skirting

The spores attach themselves to your lungs, however it takes a shitload to cause harm. My grandad is in his 70's and spent half his apprenticeship around asbestos sheeting and doesn't have any problems, your main issues come if your around it every day for like 15 years. Weird fact of the day: MDF fibre board, is also hazardous to your health, because of the density of the dust. However it is not banned in the uk. In America. MDF is a banned building substance & asbestos is still completely legal.