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The anniversary tweets were bordering on cringeworthy "Everyone change your display name to JFT96 and let everyone know of hillsborough"

We had a trolley for at primary school for wheeling in your pack lunches, after I seem that episode I was asked to wheel in the lunches. I spent the 10 minutes wheeling them around to the hall doing exactly that.

Frankie Boyle certainly ain't holding back anyways

I had this predicament then I was on holiday years ago, I was 15 and key a group of people my age I was hanging about with, the hotel got a delivery of irn bru in and I told the English kids it tasted of ginger hair and Scottishness.

The series trailer had a good line in relation to this story. "I am the doctor, and I am scared" Looks like it could be a cracker

I once fell asleep after work, woke up an hour later and rushed to work for 10pm thinking it was 10am. Couldn't get back to sleep and ended up shattered for days. I also hate the sleeper train. The first time I used it, I woke up to feel it stationary and thought it must have been sitting in Crewe or wherever it is it waits during the night. Had a peek out the window to see if I could see anything and saw the platform sign saying 'Montrose'. Again, couldn't get back to sleep and was f***ed for work in London the next day. I was fell asleep at 6 on a Sunday night after a night out, woke up at 8 thinking is slept in for work the next day only to get told that it was still Sunday when I came out the shower. Since then I changed my phone clock to a 24 hour one

I'd say it works about 30%

I'm no riding her when she's having a Bloody Mary. It's more a case of Shea pissed I'm away off today and she's got f**k all to do and taking her mood out on everyone

Leaving Perth at 9 to go to Glasgow and my bird seems to think I'm able to go to hers to drop off her prescription and can't seem to get it into her head I don't have time

"Play my music the whole match" i hope he launches into a tirade against them in a Liverpool top on the raw in England

"Omg I've just been asked if I'm pregnant, can sky give me compo for some arsehole making fun of my weight"

You are fucking joking, right? Far as I can tell, rangers, and their fans' money, have been the subject of some serious double-dealing and deceitful practises among a gang of thieves who thought they had a plan to make a quick buck. Once Plan A* went tits up, the various crooks started making plans for how they could get their hands on the maximum payout. They're currently fighting like cats in a sinking sack, and I wouldn't trust one of them to tell me what colour grass is. On the bright side, it's happening to rangers' tribute act and not to an honest club. *The SPL. I've given up with reading in on it as every bloody time something else comes up, they contradict themselves

Just seen something on twitter, someone explain it to me with ease? Is it a case of green registering whyte as an owner/director and now whyte wants his money now that ticketus have won their case?

It's going to make the top 10 by Friday without a doubt

Seen a tweet just there, people are doing it outside the smackdown taping, fandango has accidentally became the most over wrestler in the company

Aye his psychiatrist

TDN I was in your position last month, I went mental and didn't know what to do, I have no real qualifications and a trade so Im screwed cause I can't get any work for my trade, I've got a job in a restaurant for now. Every cloud and all that shite

The south English really are seething with the delights of the scots, the north English and welsh. f**k her and the Tories. She's caused the current credit crunch. Il start digging the grave

This c**t on bbc news is doing my dinger in

I guess Carol Thatcher will have to start paying the bedroom tax now then?....

I guess Carol Thatcher will have to start paying the bedroom tax now then?....

Can we at least piss where the ashes will be scattered?

Twitter is in meltdown, I am currently awaiting joey bartons reaction to the news

Woohoo