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*Splutter* Do ye mind, I was having ma supper! I think I'll have kippers for breakfast.

Thank you Karma On that basis I'll be so good rather than bad for the rest of this life and the next time I'll have a clitoris (hold on...)

So what your saying Buddha boy is that the 'spirit' of rangers could be reborn in a irish, kafflick ladyboy

Ok I'm trying to get my head around this. So if I set up a company called 'Woolworths' using the same logo etc selling the same stuff that makes it a phoenix company if I was a director of the previous Woolworths. But if I was never a director of Woolworths it would not be a phoenix company. If that is the case the law sucks major style and it's given me an idea

I can just hear Neil Oliver saying this in the Visit Scotland advert 'and our welcomes are warm too and if you look out of the left window you can see Kelty is the epitome of a backwards village crawling with blue bigots.' Check please

Thanks for clarifying that and destroying my hopes for their destruction via that route just have to wait on them imploding for other reasons Mind you if they came back minus the baggage, well maybe the bampots that support my team will feck off as well and we become a football team without the political and religious baggage as well (I have a dream!)

Cheer up if have their history they are effectivly a pheonix company and HMRC get very shirty with these, so expect the newco (with the history and honours to get a visit from Hector) Bonanza for lawyers, laffs for us and torment for the orcs. Edited for clarity- there are exceptions in company law to a phoenix situation but as the oldco are not a going concern, I don't think it applies to the newco. Can any company lawyers out there confirm?

The wee tramp was probably getting off her face on Buckfast and having a fight at the taxi rank

Aye and all those references to films. music, genitals, abuse of officals, bodily functions and philosophy, fucking joke of a football forum

It's the poor girl in the middle getting her ring pounded that worries me tra, la,la

Nah, they are into the really old gods..........the lizard people

Ohhh, get you

What will happen there then if Scotland gets independence? I've no doubt it will remain flying but the argument from Rangers fans is always "it's our national flag". I wonder how they'd explain it then. It'll be worth voting Yes just to see their wee faces screw up trying to work it out and watch their heads explode as the logic bomb goes off or they'll just say 'we're celebrating our british heritage'

Exactly ayrmad, ignore the rocket but mind you I'm finding the rest of the descriptions from the other posters quite interesting probably, maybe not relevant to the thread, mind you we've discussed a german philospher and his STD on this thread, so what the hell

Both of you had different upbringings, that's how it goes. In my own situation I was aware from an early age 'cos my mum remarried a orangeman. which is ironic (i think) as her first husband was a catholic. I used to wonder why my pals in the scheme went to a different school. Until I was telt they 'wur papes'. That probably explains why I ended up supporting Celtic to piss off my stepdad and go the games with my pals. I was aware of the troubles partly because my uncles were posted there. Funnily enough I never heard any sectarian shite from them. Rikki Fulton was funny but Boney M were shite and The Clash first album is still a favorite from that time. So let's get back to Sevco or we'll end up like the Yorkshire Men sketch.

You mean you've never told a lie to get into a lassies pants? Yours sincerely The King of Scotland

To be fair he's busy with Barbie

Check the masonic symbols on the dollar note Maybe David Icke had a point, when I think of Regan, cockwomble et al , the lizard theory begins to make sense

Only in the south take care ya'all

"Disorder, disorder, let's call this meeting to disorder'

Marxist, leninist running dog

Nothing wrong with low standards, I like my women to have low standards

Feck that, He's there for Brodies sale Them boys can spot a good deal

Fluent Catalan, love it , so will the Spanish mainstream but won't it mean they'll be in the Rhehal corner, representing the rights of a part of Spain that seeks independence! But mostly it would piss off the Real Madrid Loyal