Charles Darwin Esq
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Yeah, but you're northern, you're different.
Odd. I always considered Craigshill more southern.
Damn you Mr Foxwell and your geographic inaccuracies!
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Just start talking like a normal human being and not a Shakespearean twat. It makes you look very silly.
I thank you for the advice, but shall respectfully decline on two counts:
1) "Normal" human beings do not necessarily profane to make a point when wit has a sharper blade.
2) Johnson & Shakespeare never met.
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Such an impudent child.
She is clearly the offspring of those from the workhouse.
Quite so sir. Dickens was very wrong.
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Sir, my daffodil is rarely limp.
It is in winter.
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Dr Johnson was a misguided fellow.
How dare you sir?!?!
Limp daffodils at dawn?
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Now do you bite your thumb at me?
Not at all sir! My factor shall call upon your factor.
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I am somewhat disheartened that an otherwise sophisticated discussion is being spoiled by riff-raff, most notably the one from Edinburgh.
Still, we must not condemn these poor urchins. We must pity them, for they live simple lives.
But did Dr Johnson not say "As the mind must govern the hands, so in every society the man of intelligence must direct the man of labour"?
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Ah, but what is a gentleman if not savage? After all, some of the most prominent members of the aristocracy bathe in pools of blood and call it "sport".
Ah, but not all gentlemen are aristocrats. And not all aristocrats are gentlemen.
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You've actually been checking my posts for problems with punctuation? What are you, a fucking school teacher?
Don't be an arsehole.
Dear lady, take a tip from nature.
Sharks never pour their own chum, then follow its scent before impaling their impressive jaws on the waiting hooks. It makes them look very silly.
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Ah, my dear Charles. I expected better of you, for shame.
Sir, I like to think a gentleman is able to rise above the savage where limp daffodils are involved!
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f**k you.
Oh dear!
Even the great Souter has failed to hit the mark. I fear only one course of action remains open: The Hon Man.
I know, I know, but extreme circumstances require extreme measures...
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Here bitchy bitchy
My dear chap, you have me worried.
The last time we crossed literary swords it was a decent duel. Now it would be like fighting Mr Benn with a limp daffodil.
I know nothing of this resignation malarkey but your quill has been blunted and no mistake. Take heart from the words of your city's finest wordsmith - no not the surrogate McGonagall, but the much admired Soapy Souter:
"Jings Wullie! Ah canna go doon Stoorie Brae wi the Gaswork Gang waitin' at the other end!"
Never ceases to inspire me in my dark moments that.
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Don't be using words like that on LL Charles, you might have to ban yourself
When in Rome etc etc
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I do not have a low enough IQ to qualify as a Livi (cheating diddy scum) fan. Sorry
The WRVS shall learn of this outrage!
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He expressed a desire not to be here.
You ->
Actually, no I didn't.
Is there another smiley for a mongtard you can use to avoid replication?
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Well f**k off then.
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Jesus, shows how long I've been away!
Last time I looked it was the ignoramii tag-teaming against us, now we're battling with each other? Can see why I don't come here any more...
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Is that the award for Livi still failing to submit their accounts? Canne blame Massone now, so who's fault is it?
2/10 - must improve
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The moment's gone now.
Well don't cry "unfair" again as you've been given a chance and knocked it back.
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Accounts were never activated IIRC. Then the accounts mysteriously no longer existed.
Go register again then and I'll activate it myself.
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It will be a good three hours entertainment. It will take VkT that long to get round CDE's rim
The man clearly knows quality when he sees it...
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Makes a change from Livi rimming creditors.
2/10 - Quality fail.
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Does that mean I get on LL?
Sure, if you behave yourself. I never banned you anyway.
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The creditors' resources.
5 - borderline pass.
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Livingston - all the threads merged
in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
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Ah, but remember sir: direction is a relative concept.
Whilst you are a northern b*****d to her, you're very much a southern b*****d to me, given my current locale. I shall therefore have my domestic return the handsome black pudding to the pantry.