Charles Darwin Esq

2/10 - Quality fail.

Sure, if you behave yourself. I never banned you anyway.

5 - borderline pass.

Here, how's a bout a wee bit of fun, just for us Livi fans here? After each ranting post from the opposition, we rate it on a scale of 1-10 on quality of originality. Extra points can be awarded for wit in case the general material is 24th-hand. So for our Blue Brazilian here, I'd have to say: 4 - FAIL

Bravo!

You have a nice day too

I think you're doing a good enough job of that on a daily basis yourself without us having to stoke your bile-boiler any further. It'd overflow and melt the seat of your tractor if we did. Have a nice day

No injury worries that I know of.

"Dear Sunday Post, I would like to protest stongly about the fact the Ghost of Jim Morton has over 15,000 posts on this board. Plus my dad is bigger than his dad yadda yadda yadda..." Have I got the format correct now?

That's between me, my wallet and the young lady I met on the corner!

The anthropologist in me finds this fascinating, but my fitba fan side thinks "what a bunch o' sad twats." Dare say our resident wannabe Lion tamers will have some biting comment to counter this view.

Christ I've been away too long! Are they still pedantic enough to dwell on minutia in order to win an argument few people care about here?

Christ I've been away too long! Are they still pedantic enough to dwell on minutia in order to win an argument few people care about here?

Not yet. Can we borrow your Flymo?

My apologies Snorkie. I've clearly forgotten my station during my P&B sabbatical.

A triple tag-team of the 2 usual suspects plus a Gers fan sans bus fare. You honour me gentlemen!

"Worryingly low" is a relative term, I'm sure you'll agree. Except when discussing Montrose's league position of course. Sir, social etiquette is clearly different in Angus as any gentleman of standing knows only the domestics have Bakelite fires. I shall therefore look down upon your witticism accordingly.

Too many words and not enough pictures? Don't worry about it.

Your bait is unappealing sir, so I shall pass. And I heard you were a master baiter too...

Can I compliment you all on such a fair and unbiased view of the situation. You should all now collectively appeal to countries still mandating capital punishment, insisting that appeals against a death sentence can and should be heard after the execution has been carried out. Should speed things along just fine. Tip top!

You should take up Morris Dancing. No, really you should. The waving hankies; the jangle of bells gaily prancing on portly, bearded men; the clash of sticks as the accordion reaches a crescendo. Would surely beat desperately worming for faults in someone else's club before trumpeting them to a dwindling audience of interested bystanders?

That's the stuff - show that departed equine who's boss!

I know the purpose of this thread is to continue flogging a dead horse, however I just wanted to take a moment and enjoy the above comment again. That's it. You may all now recommence as I could've sworn I saw a hoof twitch there...