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Jamie T - Zombie. (Or We Didn't Start The Fire, can't quite work out the difference).

Chemical Brothers- The Test

I sent them an a form in October last year but "they never received it". After a bit of fannying about I cancelled the postal orders and sent away another form. A week after I sent the second form, they sent back the one they "didn't receive" with a letter saying the postal orders had been cancelled. Arseholes of the highest order.

My other half insists of telling me about every occurrence at her work, with her version of events lasting about three times as long as she was at work for. I've tried being a b*****d about this and bombarded her with tales of my work, however my work bores me to tears as well so I'm humped. No patience for tales of patients.

What an album

Beetlebum by Blur, cracking song

Silly Billys

I've been mate and I wouldn't even let them in there lol, except maybe to sit on the wall nearest the leisure centre with the glass cemented in the top, the city slickers would pump them anyway

Counting backwards at present haha

Behind closed doors mate, just such a shame wee Hector can see through keyholes lol

Hosepipe in the window I think mate, I fukin hope anyway haha

I've heard Barlinnie isn't so bad these days... A HA, A HA

even wee hoopy couldn't resist... cheeribye

The start of the We Don't Do Walking Away brigade, erm, walking Away by the look of it. Sorry mate couldn't resist, I don't blame you would I fuk support such a devious and deceitful bunch of fukin tramps

Cheers mate, coffee skooshed down my nose when I read that lol, got to love optimism.