hellbhoy

Exhibits, A, B, C & D taken from two Celtic threads last night cunto. Didn't post in them to talk about fitbaw did we? Naw you only wanted to make an arse out of yourself foaming at the mooth insulting and slandering folk. you really are a thicko aren't you? The intelligently inept sums you up.

I watched about a minute of the highlights, shows just how bad they were when Krancjar kicking a corner behind the goal line is highlighted as good enough to show ra peeps.

I was going to post your demented shit, and there is hundreds of choices to choose from, and that's only from you posting over the last week or so. My favourite so far is you admitting the "H" word that you and your The Rangers supporting fans got banned from the forum was not just reserved for The Rangers fans, was it? So therefore why haven't you PM'd Div yet to get *** & **** removed from the banned words filter yet? Go on, get busy, so we can type *** & **** without feeling dirty about it any more.

He complains we don't chat about The Rangers playing football. When I do he just blatantly ignores it. I commented on Krancjars excellent free kick and my views on how they were tactically set up, all of this will be ignored until I make a spelling error or other minor pishy something or other and he'll post "green and grey dross, etc etc".

Hearts should consider wearing maroon shorts to hide the shite when they play badly.

On the other hand, watching your domestic rivals getting a possible humiliating pumping from Marseilles looked a better option than watching the English play a boring friendly in China. Also I have bookmarks in my browser for watching internet streams so I didn't trawl looking for it, a few clicks and the game was on. I'd rather watch Scottish clubs play than whore myself out to the English.

Was sitting on a bus going nowhere in a hurry about 10 years ago on Oswald St in Glasgow city centre. I looked out the window at the handful of homeless fuckers that were sitting down begging for money to passers by. Two other homeless jakes started a conversation with the ones sitting down and I could see the hand gestures asking for a swig of the bottle of buckie the jakes sitting down had. Shakes of the head and no no gestures were given back and the two jakes gave the upset looks and shit and they started to walk away. One went back asking for a light but turned out to be a diversion as the second c**t ran in through the blind-side and stole the nearly empty bottle of buckie and the two of them ran away leaving the jakes sitting down totally shocked at what had just happened. It was like something from Chewing the fat the way it panned out.

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Hellbhoy Bolt? Sounds like I've heard that from a good few posters.

When the old red Clydeside Scottish buses were running out of Paisley to Glasgow they bought quite a few old London buses that you enter from the back circa 1984/5ish. Being a smart arse swinging around the pole at the bottom as the bus pulled up at the Argosy bar on the PRW my swinging technique was way off as the fanny driver braked hard and I went flying from the bus sprinting like Hussain Bolt into the bus stop window hard as f**k in front of a packed bus stop. Oh how everyone laughed as I picked myself up from the ground in agony.

As much as a bunch of arseholes the GB are at times, when they apply themselves to timeless classics like the one below they are superb.

Dafuq is this shit?

^^^^ Watched the game imo.

I watched it on a dodgy stream, I wanted to see if they had improved since getting gubbed by your reserves. Jury is still out because Marseilles weren't really competing much, but they looked a bit more together with Alves in defence before he got pulled off and then they conceded before Krancjar banged in a delightful free kick just outside the box and curled into the top right corner. After that The Rangers were chasing the ball a LOT. It appear Pedro's philosophy is all out attack and play high up the pitch, should be fun watching them get caught out on the break.

Had a spare hour and thought I'd watch some comedy. Wasn't as funny as I hoped.

I seen the second half, dominate? Krancjar scored a really really good free kick, that was about it. Running around chasing the ball is not dominating and the players looked fucked after 65 minutes. Marseilles looked like they were playing a friendly but it was anything but to The Rangers and the scoreline could have been worse if Marseilles decided to show up.

I think we all know it's more than a club to a good few dafties in the Celtic support, so an apt description. Welcome sounds more inviting than get ready for blood tears n snotters imo.

Perfect.

Frame.

Looks like Hearts are prepared for a lot of bloody noses this upcoming season. Has to be as stupid as plastering "We ara peeps". **** trying to out *** each other imo.

Maybe he'll follow up on my recent actions and throw a Jihad jobby at the UEFA offices in protest at his religious rights to shout and verbally abuse innocent folk at the game being infringed.

Bennett, Ibrox disaster, edited & mocked the dead.

Apologies, Stellas doing their stuff. Forgot completely at which point the banners went up, fly b*****ds aren't they?

I'm usually papped in the Jock Stein end and the supporters coach I get to the game usually gets to Parkhead almost bang on time so I always miss the fun stuff before the game kicks off. If I was Lawwell I'd give them an ulitifuckingmatum, 3 strikes and you are all banned. Went hard-lined there because I wrestled with a Rottweiller a couple of days ago and feel tough as f**k man.