I'm not even going to bother reporting you, you're just going on ignore. You really are a villainous piece of filth and I'd rather go for a curry & cider with Hitler then yourself. I sincerely hope a cashpoint swallows your card.
Go to London, I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.
Freshers is a bit of a rip-off though. £17 to see 'Pendulum DJ set and MC Verse' at Liquid Rooms. £12 for the 'Legendary Napier pub crawl' and £7 for the 'Napier foam party @ lava ignite'.
f**k right off.