Bill Carr

People with 'anger problems'. Worse than the Nazis.

Consignia and Scope. It's the Post Office and the Spastic Society!

Terrible excuse for being a complete loser.

Boner.

Kavos is probably the cheapest and that is quite reasonable.

WTF?

I ended up sharing a taxi with a mate and 2 others who I didn't know (1 Livi fan, 1 Morton fan). Cost £20 to Greenock on top of the £12 I'd already spent on coming from Livingston. Seething. Looks like I can get a refund though.

A friend of mine claims he spent nearly £7K last year. But he did drugs and shit.

I don't care what you call your sworded little grief-hole.

A couple of youngsters there there...fooling around. Let's hope that that... tomfoolery... doesn't escalate into blind, ugly violence. Which lets face it, none of us want to see.

Rolled on the thighs of a virgin.

Btw, update on the card: its knackered. Gonna phone RBS tomorrow and get it reissued. Edit: meant to say later today, completely forgot that its half past two in the morning.

Look at this mess, textbook dane-don. Expect every post to be laced with anger, packed with colourful language and completely lacking compromise. I sincerely hope the next time your phone rings in public the song 'Gay Bar' by Electric Six is played as your ringtone and an exceedingly attractive girl laughs at you. dane-don - a despicable human being

Dishwasher is DONE, emptied and everything has been stacked away. Hope the next time you're making a hot drink you lose concentration for a second and end up spilling some boiling water on the side of your fist.

Such a character.

Whenever I use my debit card in one of those Chip and PIN machines it gets declined, yet I still have over £500 in my account. Anyone got any ideas why? I think it might have something to do with the chip on the front of the card having a little scratch on it, but no sure.

Tbf, the other day my mum FORCED him to cut the grass. After 10 mins or so he caught a dose of Hay Fever and started sneezing everywhere. My sister (sound as f**k) said there was even a few snotters on his Celtic top. Obviously I didn't laugh in his face because if I did I'd probably have no teeth left. It was funny to hear about it nonetheless. My sister always owns him. I love her.

Both. I wouldn't say I'm soft or a hard man, but I said something he didn't like and ended up getting my head kicked in. His punches were too fast and hard for me to defend. I don't go near anywhere near him.

Yeah, I got absolutely battered, tbh.