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Freshers is a bit of a rip-off though. £17 to see 'Pendulum DJ set and MC Verse' at Liquid Rooms. £12 for the 'Legendary Napier pub crawl' and £7 for the 'Napier foam party @ lava ignite'.
f**k right off.
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Btw, can students go to freshers weeks of unis they aren't going to?
Yeah, I think so. They can at all of the Universities in Edinburgh, anyway.
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I got a haircut today and now I look reem.
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It's been like that for a few days now. I left it switched off at the wall for a couple of days and when I returned home today the same message appeared. Doesn't appear to be any loose connections.
Hit the top of the box whilst shouting at it. That always does the trick in the Carr household.
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People with 'anger problems'. Worse than the Nazis.
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Consignia and Scope. It's the Post Office and the Spastic Society!
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Boooooored oot ma titties! lyk this then al lyk the best photo of u on ur facey! :-) X ♥
Terrible excuse for being a complete loser.
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Boner.
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Last year paid for a lads holiday to Kavos, 12 guys went from June 25th to July 2nd, cost around £450 each, which I thought was very expensive?
Where's the best place to go for a lads holiday and where's the cheapest?
What is a reasonable price?
Kavos is probably the cheapest and that is quite reasonable.
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Scotfail at it again. A signal failure between Gilmour Street and Port Glasgow meant that I had no way of getting through to Cappielow for the match against Livingston.
Not sure what was worse, missing out on the match or being stuck in Paisley for nearly an hour...
I ended up sharing a taxi with a mate and 2 others who I didn't know (1 Livi fan, 1 Morton fan). Cost £20 to Greenock on top of the £12 I'd already spent on coming from Livingston. Seething. Looks like I can get a refund though.
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People who have stayed in halls, can I ask roughly how much you spent in a year? Not including the price of the accommodation.
A friend of mine claims he spent nearly £7K last year. But he did drugs and shit.
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It's a TRAVEL TAVERN.
I don't care what you call your sworded little grief-hole.
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A couple of youngsters there there...fooling around. Let's hope that that... tomfoolery... doesn't escalate into blind, ugly violence. Which lets face it, none of us want to see.
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Rolled on the thighs of a virgin.
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Btw, update on the card: its knackered. Gonna phone RBS tomorrow and get it reissued.
Edit: meant to say later today, completely forgot that its half past two in the morning.
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I have a top of the range instant coffee maker, and I don't drink tea(mainly because I'm not a 19th century English slave trader called Soloman). I don't handle hot liquids.
I hope the next time you go for a piss it splits into two streams and you end up pissing all over your toilet seat and wall.
Now you're going on ignore you beastly, little man. Don't ever reply to one of my posts again or I'll report you to the mods.
Look at this mess, textbook dane-don. Expect every post to be laced with anger, packed with colourful language and completely lacking compromise.
I sincerely hope the next time your phone rings in public the song 'Gay Bar' by Electric Six is played as your ringtone and an exceedingly attractive girl laughs at you.
dane-don - a despicable human being
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I hope your dish washer gives out during the night and floods your entire kitchen.
Dishwasher is DONE, emptied and everything has been stacked away.
Hope the next time you're making a hot drink you lose concentration for a second and end up spilling some boiling water on the side of your fist.
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Cut it in half with a pair of scissors and try both halves. Should do the trick IMO.
Such a character.
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Whenever I use my debit card in one of those Chip and PIN machines it gets declined, yet I still have over £500 in my account. Anyone got any ideas why? I think it might have something to do with the chip on the front of the card having a little scratch on it, but no sure.
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You should get back at him by dropping his toothbrush on the floor. That'll learn him.
Tbf, the other day my mum FORCED him to cut the grass. After 10 mins or so he caught a dose of Hay Fever and started sneezing everywhere. My sister (sound as f**k) said there was even a few snotters on his Celtic top. Obviously I didn't laugh in his face because if I did I'd probably have no teeth left. It was funny to hear about it nonetheless.
My sister always owns him. I love her.
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Is he a tank or just a fucking headcase?
Both.
I wouldn't say I'm soft or a hard man, but I said something he didn't like and ended up getting my head kicked in. His punches were too fast and hard for me to defend. I don't go near anywhere near him.
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You got battered by your wee brother?
Yeah, I got absolutely battered, tbh.
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I haven't had a proper conversation(one that has proceeded past "happy birthday" or "why didn't you put the dishwasher on" etc.) with my brother in about 3 or 4 years.
Similar.
Haven't had any sort of conversation, or even spoken a single word to my younger brother in 2 1/2 years since he more or less kicked the living f**k out of me. Still live in the same house.
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The Alan Partridge Thread
in TV and Film Forum
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Go to London, I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.